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I’m in LA now, bitches. But, I will ALWAYS RIPCITY Also DC.
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Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one

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Today's Headlines

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And idiots reporting that they are “reciprocal” tariffs. Bitch, this is all unilaterally done but a moron

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Watching “Fight for Glory: 2024 World Series” and Dave Roberts is probably the luckiest goddamn baseball human who ever lived

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“We are currently clean on opsec”

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Someone called the Pete Hegseth war plans chat snafu "Whiskeyleaks" and I refuse to refer to it any other way now.

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MOLLY @josephsreed.bsky.social @kotensixtysix.bsky.social

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Send the US Marshals in. Now

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now that everyone's had a chance to watch the severance finale can we just take a moment to appreciate this iconic final image

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Someone thinks they’re a “good girl” on her birthday for some reason

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The worm moon/eclipse is sooo gorgeous

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So heavy

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I just heard someone say they have a “sick sense about these things” and I can’t even correct them because 2025

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He is, unabashedly, begging you to protest now. He wants this shit to happen

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We’ve played way too well today to let this game get away from us

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Fuck you, you smug fuck. Diversity is our strength

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Lamar Hurd is the best

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That fuckin dunk OMG

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Thank god. The Utah announcers were terrible last game. #ripcity

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Been neglecting my food projects, so here’s a dump*: *probably not the best choice of word

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

My Kennedys? Dead

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lol what a shitshow

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A true American, through and through

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Spoiler alert: your new car spoiler is stupid

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

The Democratic Party is even stupider than the fascist one currently in power

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There was a big chunk of George III’s reign where Britain had broken so many treaties and burned so many allies that nobody trusted them. Anyway it’s one of the reasons the American Revolution worked in the first place. Just an observation for no reason at all.

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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

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I love Ant but damn, it’s probably time to get what we can get

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The only very “MAG*” things I want is to throw metal lawn darts and ride in the bed of a pickup. {hides}

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