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Big-steppy power-stride into and out of a room full of people who hate you today!

Editing "keep your oil prices low" into every subtitle that says keep your nose clean, keep your powder dry, etc

fashioning a sabot to fire a joint from a gun

have a bailey

Boss said they were down a person today, I said that sounds like a you problem 🍺🎣

My partner just shared these with me and I am obsessed

Boss said they were down a person today, I said that sounds like a you problem 🍺🎣

putting on my girlfriends big wizard shirt and nothing else and strapping into my hellpod πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

it's supposed to look like that, right?

Seeing a lot of folks talking about this post and I guess I should probably say something about it as someone with personal experience here *putting on Dr Fredo hat* It is difficult to maintain a conservative ideology within the field of psychology because it produces a lot of cognitive dissonance

girl at the beach with mysterious bruises

Quit staring!

Fox News had it at as a chyron that was just on the screen all the time, I think even thru commercials lol

this is going to be an unpopular take but this is 1000000000% bait, this is 1000000000% vance intentionally driving far right traffic to this website, this is 1000000000% implicit brigading (surely to Musk's great joy), and therefore you should 1000000000% not take the aforementioned incoming bait

$eatyourbeets if you wanna help me get drunk enough to line dance πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜¬

It's so objectively funny to take a SEVEN YEAR break from a thread and come back still mad as hell about a mod lmao

Unfortunately the situation is rapidly deteriorating over here. Things are just getting worse and worse for us by the day. We really, really need a hand with escaping this abuse ASAP #crowdfund #transcrowdfund #helpsky #mutualaid

hell yea go get 'em

my aunt(i think?) got me a sticker from these guys during the first trump presidency and one of my favorite things is when someone notices it on my water bottle and i get to be like "yeah they went insane and are doing qanon shit on bluesky now"

I have always maintained that I could have survived the RIPline, easily youtu.be/faUqh00Aqoc?...

send me $

Well if she insists sure why not right?

Strawberry and banana are friends with each other and with me as well

I'm so obsessed with this sequence of pictures from tonight πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯°πŸ« πŸ’• @erosatrophy.bsky.social I love you to the moon and back πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

I want a choker necklace with "CUMSLUT" written on it.

I'm 37, Sarah McBride give me your login info

You know what time it is bay beeeee πŸš€

still no callbacks, down to my last $5 gofund.me/b0e18491

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People say we're falling behind in military science but I don't see any other country inventing shake 'n bake colonels

2026 is the year i get into briping

this is literally me btw, if u even care

Armored Core V pilot doodle I bet it's so stinky in there 😳

Favorite part of my morning walk alone.

Three new silly adopt designs... gotta start workingπŸ’ͺ