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beeves.bsky.social
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What if something good happened

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she's one of those ubiquitous locals. used to walk with a nasty limp but now apparently she has a walker and stomach bloating

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WANNA ASK HIM IF HE'LL BE MY DAD

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Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

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Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.

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fuckin owns

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i think it's weird that mary higgins clark and carol higgins clark both have the same middle name and they should probably knock it off

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Amazing Taco bell airbrushed ad artwork by Jeff Wack (1994) #90s #art

submitted 10 days ago • 25 comments

god i hate these fuckin people

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i got i got i got i got

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HOT DOGS

submitted 11 days ago • 20 comments

gimme gruel gimme lyre gimme thistles for the pyre

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like I'm gonna die, Bart. We're all gonna die, Lis. I meant soon. So did I.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

i dunno man i look forward to a day that i can wake up and not have to see those particular faces all day every day anymore

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2017 headline: Has Donald Trump Ever Heard A Butthole Surfers Song? 2022 headline: How Old Was Joe Biden The First Time He Saw A Two Piece Swimsuit 2025 headline: Is The Serpent At The Earth’s Core Stirring?

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I knew two latchkey kids named Curtis and Vance when I was growing up and Vance was a little kid who always wore the same leather bomber jacket and had a perpetually runny nose and cried constantly and that's who I think of any time anyone mentions jd vance

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i apparently can't type the word "agatha" without typing a t at the end so it's agathat

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The Onion Remembers Steve Bannon, Trump’s Most Encrusted Advisor theonion.com/the-oni...

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Amanda took the kids to my parent's place for the afternoon, I'm going to get into the trash and blame it on the dog

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i watch a lot of local wingnut freaks and i think one of the most exhausting things is how self assured and confident these incredibly and obviously stupid people are.

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i wish i had more of a guarantee of relative anonymity on facebook because god i would be so fucking mean to so many people

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One time I played daggerfall and was tasked with guarding a guy in the wizard's guild and his name was Chuct. That was like 30 years ago and I still think about it and laugh sometimes.

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Drizzlin' gennies

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