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beeves.bsky.social
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@moonraker.bsky.social

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GO SOONERS

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If tim pool eats a human turd

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Bob Kennedy jr gurgles diluted ass hair pass it on

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tom homan's pussy gets just dripping wet

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what if tim pool suffocated in the folds of a fat man's underwear

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Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 8,1950

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Wowww!

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My prevailing feeling these days is come on, man

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

*chanting* Lowtax, Lowtax, Lowtax, Lowtax, Lowtax, Lowtax, LOWTAX, LOWTAX, LOWTAX

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it would be so cool if something happened. we’re so god damn close to something happening

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I fed Sam Altman binding glue from a two hundred year old dictionary

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The gays

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drunk trying to get back into my lair fumbling with the spinning blade trap

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i have never watched this video but the combination of the thumbnail and the title have a cellar door quality and sometimes i'll quietly and excitedly say "i built a whip that crushes bones" to myself in moments of peaceful reflection

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Get it in my nose indeed

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when I die put my body on the hot dog roller at 7-Eleven

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

One time that rich guy that everybody hates put a bunch of turds in a bowl and poured milk on it and ate the turds and milk from the bowl with the turds and milk in it

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how it feels to work full time while mentally ill

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Governor of California, shooter mcgavin

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Governor of California, Gavin rossdale

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"who wrote the Agatha Christie books?"

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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to print out the entire fucking internet at a public library workstation

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Just put them all naked in a cage and drop in a pork chop after a few days who cares

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As well he should

submitted 15 days ago • 235 comments

magazine screenshot (1996) https://archive.org/details/video-games-the-ultimate-gaming-magazine-issue-85/page/n97/mode/2up?view=theater

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youtu.be/2pZy434KE8M?...

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youtu.be/uSgQiltRqNI?...

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Who the fuck willingly goes by "Jake"

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Did anyone say Jake crapper yet

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youtu.be/9LHiKgsoOZw?...

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 21,1952

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garry called me up and asked if i would write his theme song

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i am attuned to the horrible frequency of god

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"i feel like licking biffo" is what i say before an erotic night of tenderness

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magazine screenshot (1993) archive.org/details/MSXF...

submitted 114 days ago • 20 comments

probably one of the most incredible images i've ever seen

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