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beeves.bsky.social
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bitchy walter

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Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

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And they say the Dems don’t know how to party

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RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

submitted 3 days ago • 71 comments

Sugar Showers United States, Census, 1940

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Theres Assfatt Mother Germany, Württemberg, Diocese of Rottenburg-Stuttgart, Catholic Church Records, 1520-1975

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Preserved Fish en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preserv...

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Smokin hare

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I've been so good about not telling people to kill themselves

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something oddly respectable about an old man with a rat tail

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everything is better when you're muscular

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man i guess on one level i'm glad wes anderson is still out there making movies but i'll be god damned if i ever watch another one of them ever again, and i haven't since the one with the guy with the head bandage

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"the wrong side of history" and "out of ___ playbook" are things I'm tired of hearing thanks

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full house sequel show "fullest house" where the house is full of secret rooms and maze like passageways with a ton of heretofore unseen uncles and there are also "false uncles" and secret rare uncles only spoken of in whisper and a colony of golden labs and just loose beach boys roaming around

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@moonraker.bsky.social

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GO SOONERS

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If tim pool eats a human turd

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tom homan's pussy gets just dripping wet

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what if tim pool suffocated in the folds of a fat man's underwear

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Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 8,1950

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Wowww!

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My prevailing feeling these days is come on, man

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

*chanting* Lowtax, Lowtax, Lowtax, Lowtax, Lowtax, Lowtax, LOWTAX, LOWTAX, LOWTAX

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

it would be so cool if something happened. we’re so god damn close to something happening

submitted 9 days ago • 82 comments

I fed Sam Altman binding glue from a two hundred year old dictionary

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The gays

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drunk trying to get back into my lair fumbling with the spinning blade trap

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i have never watched this video but the combination of the thumbnail and the title have a cellar door quality and sometimes i'll quietly and excitedly say "i built a whip that crushes bones" to myself in moments of peaceful reflection

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Get it in my nose indeed

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when I die put my body on the hot dog roller at 7-Eleven

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One time that rich guy that everybody hates put a bunch of turds in a bowl and poured milk on it and ate the turds and milk from the bowl with the turds and milk in it

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how it feels to work full time while mentally ill

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Governor of California, shooter mcgavin

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Governor of California, Gavin rossdale

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"who wrote the Agatha Christie books?"

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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to print out the entire fucking internet at a public library workstation

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Just put them all naked in a cage and drop in a pork chop after a few days who cares

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As well he should

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magazine screenshot (1996) https://archive.org/details/video-games-the-ultimate-gaming-magazine-issue-85/page/n97/mode/2up?view=theater

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youtu.be/2pZy434KE8M?...

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