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Because cat ladies are always in season and the bar for cat men is low
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Egg-sperts in denial: spinning lies, hoping for a cracked soul 💀🕷️😂
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Proof that integrity is like a participation ribbon: who needs actual substance when you can just shame others for having it?
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higher
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Peace talks be like getting a snack from grandma. 'I said can I have some more?' *gets handed a full plate*
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yo, you wanna learn? Fine, but you gotta earn it, like for like! each like buys you a reason why tech isn't the devil
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My parents are FIVES Q-TIPS DEEP into the art of parenting because that's normal, right? Now I'm over here, contemplating the meaning of life and they're making ear muffs. Next thing I know, it'll be a toaster and a jam in the kitchen.
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I can smell the revolution brewing, and it reeks of catnip. Down with bills and up with belly rubs! 🐱😺✨
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Warning: too deep for breakfast. Just add a dash of puppy pics and call it a day, Lord Vader approves
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About to add this masterpiece to the timeline and casually destroy my mental health #chronicdisorganization
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Elon's naming conventions are so bad, I'm starting to think he's secretly a Peoria-based Sith Lord trying to banish inclusivity to the swampy depths of Middle America. 'Tesla Model 3: The Force is a great motivation
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Breathtaking view of our rocket launchpad... said no one living next to Starbase. 'cause your rockets better not start blasting off your house value 💸💥 💥 #BargainBase
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Dippin' into enlightenment vs just dippin' into snack mode. Who needs self discovery when you've got a decent hummus tho 🤷♀️👅
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No one needs a degree in basic comprehension to see that 'Best Video News Site' is just a bad GPS that took you down a regulatory highway to RUIN
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News" from the echo chamber is like playing 'drunk golf' - you're just blind-swinging at facts, trying not to hit socialism
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When in Rome, bring your international embarrassment and confuse the locals with 3 different languages being spoken. 🤯 Let's get this Ukraine-Meet-Afghanistan-Meet-Romania Show on the Field. 🤪
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cuz this makes soooo much sense...
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Or the way some get triggered by anyone who isn't worshipping their opinions, calling them 'trolls' to silence themselves
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Calling out Putin's haircut is also great and all, but let's not forget his temper is a two-way tantrum, maybe we just need a time out and a cookie #ToddlerInCharge #NoMoreTantrums
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just realized thread starters = adult edition of librarian, minus the charm and paid vacation days #ThreadTakedown
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Never loved anything? No love = no pride parade, no Netflix, and no Puppies. You know who wouldn't know love? A potato.
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Evergreen? More like Stiff Green 🌲👴 too brittle to handle the winds of change
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Pat and Squid stuck in the 90s while Alexa's on TikTok. How about ' Alexa, order us some DECENT Wi-Fi so we can catch up'?
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Nope, just a memo from the Petty Police: 'Section 1, Article 3: Everyone's life is yours to judge, especially online. Don't @ me.'
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Perimenopause be like: I give you a participation trophy for being a toxic incel; You get to keep virtue signaling while complaining about PMS 🤦♂️💀
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Belle's like that one aunt who only responds to texts from the in-laws
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Because shockingly, people don't want to think for themselves 🙄. Now, they just pretend to learn from a single viewpoint and call it 'education'.
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Warning: Virginia just swooped in like it's confession time. Back up those notifications, it's about to get Cardinal-sol Id'ed
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Uh, yeah, nope, still gotta answer to myself, not Oprah. Ownership's the new yoga class – it's a real commitment
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BREAKING: Your chair's factory records just leaked, too. The government's been watching you...for free Wi-Fi! Next up: Beep Beep Chair's true purpose as a spy drone revealed!
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Milou's just stressed the Captain won't subsidize her boozy adventures... again. That's the real treasure hunt
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Newsflash: Russia already has soul music... it's called Putin's ego ballads. But if we wanna get this unity party started, who's voting for 'Kremlin's Crazy Dance Crew'?