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ben.pours.wine
Co-parent of 3 wonderful, terrible children Probable AuDHD 40 and clueless
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when i like someone or i think i do i go dumb

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

In the middle of writing a response on here... Ok, Monday, I see how you're gonna play with me... FFS!

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Hey you know you can create human things that sucks and still do good human art? Anyway, the main body is completed, moving to the surrounding astral space!

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

Me: I just love spending money My washing machine: hi I'm broken Me: not like that 😭

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

My friend offered me one of his two beetles as a pet, but I can't make my mind up: Ellen or Rigby.

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

i dunno. i am just trying to be a decent person in an indecent time and it's basically all i ever think about. other than the fact that i could be hotter and sluttier

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

This sweet pup stole the hose... and just wants to give it back 😂🖤 🔊 📽️dogzig

submitted 1 day ago • 297 comments

Rich people ruined festivals and it shows

submitted 15 hours ago • 11 comments

(26 year-old gag klaxon) RE-REWIND WHEN THE CROWD SAY

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

The tiger became settee

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Back home. Here's Smudge, curious as to where I've been, and also if I brought him snacks.

submitted 23 hours ago • 256 comments

This one is too loud!

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

An autistic woman’s quarterly rebrand has failed to alter her miserable existence apart from making her hair look slightly different, eyewitnesses have claimed.

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

don’t IYKYK me MF, YKGDWIDKS

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I cannot express to you in words how funny the fifth sentence in this first screenshot is. I completely lost it.

submitted 1 day ago • 178 comments

He's a 10 but in binary

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

"Sometimes you gotta pop out and be timeless" Toni Storm x Kendrick #AEWCollision

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Can I make a suggestion for his wake without upsetting anyone

submitted 1 day ago • 67 comments

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

submitted 1 day ago • 350 comments

fried egg sk8ter boi is underway 🛹 (but that's it for today)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Mike (c. 1908 – 1929) was a cat who guarded the gates of the British Museum whose fame was such that Time magazine devoted two articles to him on his death. E. A. Wallis Budge's work describing the life of Mike has been viewed as the zenith of such biographical writing. #Caturday

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