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It’s hard to take seriously any modern political theory that fails to address the tragedy of the comments section.

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For some reason, Beethoven is widely regarded as a musical genius, yet he didn’t even think to put a snare on two and four? That’s like day one lesson one stuff. Come on!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I TARIFF NOW, GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Ontario has lost the 2025 provincial election

submitted 31 days ago • 29 comments

Butterflies in your stomach? Go see a gastroentomologist.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Me trying to sleep: My brain: There once was a man from Irvine, who on one occasion opined, "It's only a limerick, if it's from Limerick. Otherwise it's just sparkling rhyme."

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

If you’re wandering around being angry at people for who they follow, kindly block me and treat this as me having invited you to fuck off in a thoughtful and individualized way that you felt recognized who you were as a person

submitted 114 days ago • 50 comments

Spotify must be removing children’s songs from Wrapped, right? Surely Raffi is my actual top artist of the year.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Metamorphose is such a good album - I actually thought this number would be higher. #looprider #shoegaze

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

This polling dashboard from Mainstreet Research is projecting a 0% chance for either the NDP or Liberals to form a majority or minority government according to the current polling numbers. #onpoli

submitted 118 days ago • 30 comments

This store sells bandanas! B-A-N-D-A-N-A-S!

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Alright, let’s hop on this trend. 1 like = 1 dopamine

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Seasonings greets, from my cast iron pan to yours!

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Drummer watching a pianist for the first time: Wow, I love the way you orchestrate your fingers around the keyboard!

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

It was the Busta Rhymes It was the Wusta Rhymes

submitted 131 days ago • 317 comments

Filling the pepper mill full of allspice, for a lark

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a disc That’s the size, Of a big pizza pie That’s a LaserDisc.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

If you count your age in days, every day is your birthday!

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

I mean, he's a rock musician who famously never wears hearing protection. I don't know what y'all expected?

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, you're a drummer? How's your ADHD?

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And only shooting stars Break the mold

submitted 229 days ago • 0 comments

Watermelon: for when you're thirsty but you really want to eat something.

submitted 233 days ago • 0 comments

Here, I decanted this LaCroix for you. Cheers!

submitted 237 days ago • 0 comments

You're telling me they squeezed this oil out of a cannoli?!

submitted 283 days ago • 0 comments

If the stench of the bread baking is the most viscerally disgusting aspect of Subway, why is it that I involuntarily gagged a little when I walked by one advertising Bowlway?

submitted 315 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh, hate finding out that someone I used to respect is secretly a bay leaf truther.

submitted 356 days ago • 0 comments

Me: And what about this one? Insomnelier: Ah! A classic! Postnasal drip with a long finish of existential dread. Pairs well with mild indigestion and a slight tension headache. Would you like to try it?

submitted 380 days ago • 0 comments

Rejecting open source to own the libs

submitted 382 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to the marketing team behind “99% dust-free” cat litter. It sure sounds a lot better than “10,000 ppm dust” cat litter!

submitted 403 days ago • 0 comments

Also, the ptarmigans are a *ridiculous* shape right now 🇳🇴🪶

submitted 403 days ago • 12 comments

You can’t even stay up late anymore Because of woke (up in the middle of the night last night due to your toddler and/or your bad back)

submitted 403 days ago • 0 comments

When I was a kid, I thought Beethoven was a big deal because of the whole going deaf thing, but actually it turns out he was a big deal because he kept dropping absolute bangers.

submitted 405 days ago • 0 comments

The germans have a word for everything. It's "alles"

submitted 408 days ago • 8 comments

*very loudly, so everyone else at the screening of the Bob Marley movie can hear* Bob Marley smoked WEED???

submitted 409 days ago • 18 comments

I can tell bluesky is the new Old Twitter because it’s all people subtweeting the same thing, with absolutely nobody providing a shred of context. I’ve really missed that feeling of signing on and feeling like a massive loser who’s totally out of the loop. Thanks guys!

submitted 409 days ago • 0 comments

Got rid of one (1) useless item from my basement today. Please clap.

submitted 409 days ago • 2 comments

Lent begins this week. And if you're a medieval English abbot that means one thing: eel-rents! At the start of Lent tenants all over England came to pay their yearly rent in eels. Hundreds of thousands of eels. But how? Why? Well...it's about sex & availability, you see. 1/7 🧪🗃️

submitted 413 days ago • 9 comments

If I understand American politics correctly, Taylor Swift saw her shadow last night, which means six more years of Biden. Is that right?

submitted 413 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know that Tom Brady - widely regarded as one of the top 20 quarterbacks of all time - played much of his career with the New England Patriots?

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submitted 415 days ago • 16 comments

it's 2002. I've just put a sick new skin on winamp and kazaa just finished downloading tool_lateralus_full_album.mp3 and I just got finished watching the new flash animation about counter strike. "uhoh" I hear from ICQ. my HP desktop has about 3000 viruses on it.

submitted 415 days ago • 149 comments

He was a skeeter boy, She said, “see you leeter boy” He didn’t post enough for her.

submitted 415 days ago • 0 comments

looking for someone on here whose politics differ from mine by perhaps 3 or 4 percent so we can scream at each other all day

submitted 415 days ago • 99 comments

practicing Self-Care (typing out a response and then deleting it)

submitted 420 days ago • 0 comments

I am, personally, tired of figuring out something to eat three times a fucking day

submitted 416 days ago • 160 comments