benadambenadam.bsky.social
"So may every humiliated mouth,
teeth like desecrated headstones,
fill with the angels of bread."
-Martin Espada
He/Him/DILF
IG: @benadambenadam
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Okay yeah but this ignores the people who have bi-consciousness (they are two people at once). When one died at age 3 and the other died at age 71, the two consciousnesses together experienced a combined two lives that each lived approximately--hahahahaha I'm sorry I couldn't keep it going.
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Seems normal
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Creating Armageddon is not magic. It takes real skill with animal husbandry.
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Attacking someone else before they attack you is...um...well, it's famously the opposite of defense. It's frequently referred to as "offense." One might even call it "offensive."
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Yeah, it's wild that people can't simply understand that he is a racist scumbag who wants to punish the bastions of diversity.
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You would be stunned by how many Roman emperors promised raises and were shocked to learn that men with weapons were pretty unhappy when the raises did not come.
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Okay but to be fair, if you're racist af and a n@z!, this feels like violence because you're a coward.
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Listen, this guy born in *checks notes* the late '60s knows exactly what the protests of the early to mid '60s were like. He was sorta there if you consider that half his genome was living inside an ovum inside his mother's ovaries during that entire time.
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Well, there's always that. And not ironically.
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I feel this deep in my soul. Fix my problems at work, or get out!!
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This is the funniest thing to ever happen, and it should happen again and again.
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WHHHHOOOAAAAAA I was with you until you besmirched the incredible socialist utopia of Star Trek
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Right when I thought that I couldn't think she was ANY cooler
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Oooohhh yes
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Yes, 100%, this is not news
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Global communism
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Teslas have faces?!
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I'm not surprised. You probably know a lot more about tariffs than he does since he spends most of his time reading up on how to ban trans kids from sports and the most effective way to cut up a homeless person's tent.
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That's illegal
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Have you ever considered doing crime?
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Oh no, does he seem kinda desperate?
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They're in love because they're the only ones left
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That's Battlestar Galactica
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This is star trek
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Relatable
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Just let the cat get involved!! It's totally normal and probably has no consequences.
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This is the set for the movie "Cars."
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WTF is X?
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Maybe stop giving our healthcare dollars to an apartheid state. Just a thought.
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For reals, Gillooly is definitely a made up name.
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Gonna have to rewatch every second of this show all the time.
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D'elia belongs in a prison with no windows and no minimal air
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Iconic scene, tbh
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They're mysterious. I see.
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Oh, dang, I get the joke, for real
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What made them sad? Was it a guy?
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Too real
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Seems like a very normal thing to do and not a way to help start an international war at all.
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Too real
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This is actually true
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Oh, I thought it meant "Let's Go Back Tomorrow"
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Hell yeah