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Web/app/game/software developer, husband, Dad and loser of sunglasses. Formally @bbeckford
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It's like ra-ain, on your wedding day

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Horrific

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

If a man can’t give a Nazi salute at a party for a racist convicted fraudster and proven sex offender, then what kind of sick world are we living in, I ask you.

submitted 35 days ago • 72 comments

When Musk denies that he did a big ol Nazi salute during the inauguration, remember this, from Jean-Paul Sartre, 1944.

submitted 35 days ago • 56 comments

I've posted this image twice because Elon Musk gave a Nazi salute twice.

submitted 35 days ago • 51 comments

Bart and Lisa watch the second Trumps missed kiss rips his heart in half.

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

What a timely notification, thanks HP! (Gonna have to snooze this one)

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off

submitted 44 days ago • 138 comments

Happy New Year, Bluesky! Have a great 2025, be kind to eachother x

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

What’s amazing about Gonzo’s delivery of the “who did NOT die” line, is that he captures all of Dickens’ original emphatic caps lock. And also all the shocked-face emojis he uses, and the three exclamation marks and the 1.

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Merry Christmas, Bluesky ✌️

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

SIMPLY HAVING A

submitted 72 days ago • 1119 comments

Left in tears of laughter I hope

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

"But Mum can't we have something different for tea toni..." EAT YOUR MUSHROOM BOY OR WE WON'T MAKE THE NEWS www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

In 1957 a 400ft hole was dug, to conduct a nuclear test, capped with a 5ft thick manhole cover. The blast was 50,000x stronger than expected, launching the manhole cover at 13,000mph, 5x the speed required to leave earth's orbit. It became (for the time) the fastest manmade object in space *

submitted 79 days ago • 29 comments

Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄

submitted 89 days ago • 85 comments

Slow. Clap.

submitted 91 days ago • 872 comments

Happy Monday, Bluesky 👋

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

AI is changing everything. In particular it’s putting a thing you don’t want to accidentally touch in all of your favorite apps

submitted 92 days ago • 30 comments

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

submitted 93 days ago • 899 comments

This is your annual reminder that Jamie Cullum's Christmas album is far superior to the Bublé, but I will concede both are good. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Bloody loving Bluesky.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Absolute scenes!

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

It's today guys! Has he been? Feel free to nominate your international man who has done us proud this year. This year I am playing safe with Sir David Attenborough. Let me know yours (famous or not)

submitted 98 days ago • 72 comments

X: Blocked people can read your tweets Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting

submitted 99 days ago • 284 comments

Highly recommend “Sort by proportion” (not the default) bsky-follow-finder.theo.io

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

My vote is for posts; I hate the word "skeet." We don't need to emulate the old place, though its old verbs were great.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Focusing on storytelling would've been enough. www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/my... #hl2

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Ok I got one anyway but I didn't ask for it I swear!

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

"I'd better do a funny post on Bluesky so people know I'll be funny on here," thought the man. He sat at his keyboard, waiting for inspiration to strike. The world turned. Seasons passed. Everyone he knew was long dead. He posted a picture of an elk. "Funny-looking dog!" he typed, and died.

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

@chrispritchard.bsky.social 👋 welcome sir

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to get in early on a Starbucks Christmas cup feels icky in so many ways

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

This is good to know! Settings - External Media Preferences - YouTube and you'll be able to watch YouTube vids in app...

submitted 103 days ago • 5 comments

I’m fortunate to have a call with the Bluesky backend team for an hour a week, and I’m continually blown away at how good they are at engineering their systems, how thoughtful they are about protocol design, and how smoothly they’ve been handling a huge influx of new users. Seriously impressive

submitted 103 days ago • 28 comments