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i change my five things i did this week to this

made sure to email the efficiency boys my one, two, three-four-five, accomplishments this week

elon musk would get kicked out of any DnD friends group

deear manger this week i opened all the doors turned off all the lights made one last call didn’t go home but! (plot twist) couldn’t stay here

I believe we’ll look back at tonight as a major turning point.

The dog from the doge meme died in May 2024 and I am glad she was not alive to see the Boer profane her good name www.nbcnews.com/news/world/k...

all metals are precious when you put their little outfits on

what an insane read

I'm just a wolf who's intentions are good oh lord please don't let me eat Red Riding Hood

trans women will be raped to death. they know this will happen. this is a crucial part of the steps to our genocide.

Someone is going to have to put in so much work redacting these

(warms up bee movie script)

Here’s what the email from [email protected]—TO WHICH ANYONE MAY EMAIL—says: “Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager. “Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments. Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST.”

oh thank god

please, i also urge this.

I am become death cab, transporter of cuties.

Well, @diplomatofnight.com may be taking a break from Bsky, but in their honor, I'm gonna post this short essay they wrote for my RINGMASTER spin-off zine It's about Arab representation in pro wrestling and the love of the artform that they share with their Palestinian father Really worth reading:

we can tell its ideology because it requires violence to wnforce

Everyone should know that Social Security is massively efficient. It's the most efficient program we have. Its overhead is only 0.5%. Cutting Social Security staff will do nothing to improve that and only result in problems with people getting the payments they are legally owed.

we need a new slur to describe the bizarre combination of traits exhibited by elon musk. traditional insults are simply not enough

Current status: we're smuggling eggs in from Mexico now. So let's talk about WHY Mexico's egg industry has been stable- while US egg prices are through the roof! 1. Mexico puts people in jail for price-fixing. 2. Mexico lets farmers vaccinate their chickens against bird flu.

"Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?" is my "What Would Jesus Do?" though I haven't yet had bracelets or buttons or t-shirts made and I'll admit that CKICAMWIHCAM? is a bit long and awkward.

Your weather app gets its info because of NOAA. Your mail arrives at your home because of USPS. Your plane navigates the skies because of the FAA. Your food is safer -- and we get alerts when it isn't -- because of USDA. You hear about earthquakes *worldwide* because of USGS.

If Luigi walks because of David Zaslav and Eric Adams I will laugh so hard I will probably have a stroke and die.

This is good simple messaging.

This is the way

petition to rename it the Mangione spiral 😵‍💫

In case you live in a red state and feel like your voice doesn't matter--it does. Keep the pressure on.

THIS THIS THIS

The thing I have learned to my great despair over the last ten years is that for a huge number of prosperous and politically active Americans, many of whom think of themselves as strict moralists, their most important and meaningful relationships are their hatreds.

Let me take this format for a spin

stop callign elon musk the flotus. women dont deserve that shit

want her back so bad

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