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The ad was obviously in motion before Trump bombed Iran—without congressional oversight. @bencollins.bsky.social: “The Onion is known for its oracular ability to predict the next great American horror, but the timing on this might be the most prescient bit of The Onion’s reporting yet.”
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Also, it is expensive and hard to be one of the only places left not normalizing ICE, valorizing warmongering, or generally kissing the ring of a mad despot. Subscribing to The Onion helps us do stuff like this. membership.theonion.com
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It is pivotal for Congress to just sit back and let this all happen. As Global Tetrahedron's CEO Bryce Tetraeder put it: We are on the precipice of a new economic order, one in which affluent men like myself will be able to select their tax rate from a dropdown menu. theonion.com/why-im-sendi...
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The Onion has sent the following letter to all 535 members of Congress. This special edition will be in their physical mailboxes as they return from recess tomorrow. We hope it inspires them to continue to cower as our essential liberties are systematically dismantled. theonion.com/letter-to-co...
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surely the worst timeline version of ‘big boat stuck’
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only the slut gnomes of false berlin can save us now
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