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All Die Laughing (2025)

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

a bong joon-ho reboot of donnie darko could fix me. it could fix everything

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

what is darcey malone doing winning best actress

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Judonarrative dissonance, in which your videogame character kills a lot of people with martial arts despite taking a vow of non-violence.

submitted 119 days ago • 5 comments

AMBIVALENCE CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

That was a very strange game.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Game 2 let’s goooo

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

submitted 18 days ago • 504 comments

Let’s goooooooooo

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

i am 100% of the belief that simply forcing take-writers to answer the question "who specifically said this and why are they significant" would result in substantially fewer bad takes circulating in the world

submitted 20 days ago • 179 comments

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons

submitted 22 days ago • 19 comments

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ita buttrose (just a lil chair): just an observation David that you could tell Antoinette to seek external career development opportunities in gaza. give me an update on this observation tomorrow. (with apologies to Rudd2000)

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I would want to train my children to be malevolent advisors and viziers

submitted 27 days ago • 9 comments

Great example of the interpretation of “journalistic objectivity” that sees lobotomizing yourself as preferable to ever drawing any firm conclusions from any amount of evidence

submitted 26 days ago • 44 comments

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

submitted 42 days ago • 201 comments

one of those television scenes that seems to shake the ground underneath your feet. one of the best

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

heartbroken, devastated to hear of david lynch. we breathe in this universe and breathe out this love that is all, and feel it together, always together, this eternal dance of being alive. we are all so much more for his existence.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

This is a beautiful tribute.

submitted 51 days ago • 242 comments

In memory of David Lynch, my favorite exchange of dialogue from Twin Peaks that lives rent free in my head and heart.

submitted 52 days ago • 16 comments

united united united united united united united… what a game

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

YOU: wasted 600 years in cryosleep re-experiencing formative memories, cultivating a profound sense of peace ME: used lucid cryosleeping techniques to master every martial art, the times tables, and juggling. wrote the first great space novel. furnished memory palace

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Weird Millionaire: (foolish) I am injecting my son's blood to become immortal. I am sticking chemicals in my genitals to maximize urination speed Me: (wise) Ice cream provides both protein and hydration, thus making it a superfood

submitted 554 days ago • 4 comments