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Original co-founder of Jurassic Park before Hammond fucked it up.
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*** IT'S FINALLY HERE *** The 1st episode of 'Bowman and Bush' - a unique show in which 2 outspoken ex-members of Congress pull back the curtain on how Washington works - the corruption, lobbying, special interests. In this 1st episode, they talk AIPAC! www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Tk...

submitted 11 hours ago • 38 comments

arguments over who would get blamed for a shutdown are insane. the median voter has no idea this is happening. the median voter knows one fact about politics and it’s that Donald Trump is the President

submitted 15 hours ago • 123 comments

In which the Department of Homeland Security struggles to answer a very simple question: "Is any criticism of the United States government a deportable offense?" (From NPR here: www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...)

submitted 1 day ago • 213 comments

These motherfuckers want to sell me functional mushrooms sooooo bad!

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submitted 9 days ago • 23 comments

Update: he cannot

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The U.S., where I live, is a major importer of Canadian aluminum. I like to roll up little aluminum foil balls for my cats to bat around the house. Needless to say when I told them about the tariffs they were indifferent.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Things can always get better and/or worse.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I grab a chair and straddle it backwards greeting stragglers with a warm but serious smile. Their trudging footsteps tell me they know but I have to say it all anyway. “Firstly…let me express how much ownership values the contributions of each and every member of the Guacamole & Maple team…”

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

[guy who hates weather ***SPOILERS***] “Oh, nice.”

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Conclave was great. That is all.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I’m saving mason jars of my own urine to make a humongous sunflower mosaic- not to hurl at my enemiesNOT TO HURL AT MY ENEMIES

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Truly heartbreaking to hear the news that Biff Wiff has passed away. Biff was one of ITYSL’s breakout stars. His gruff comedic style belied a warmth and humor with which he embraced his fans and newfound recognition. Biff brought joy and laughter to so many. He will be dearly missed. 💔

submitted 27 days ago • 21 comments

RIP Biff Wiff. He was so awesome to have supported our weird little community. We’ll miss you Shirt Brother and i promise to never do anything that is a rule again. @realbiffwiff.bsky.social

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Ho-man, Ho. Man. Hooooooooo-MAN. Adams you know Our quid pro quo. You are my bitch and that’s that.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I grab a chair and straddle it backwards greeting stragglers with a warm but serious smile. Their trudging footsteps tell me they know but I have to say it all anyway. “Firstly…let me express how much ownership values the contributions of each and every member of the Guacamole & Maple team…”

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Not all heroes wear capes.. and sometimes it's a Dracula

submitted 98 days ago • 9 comments

I’ve tried to live my life in a particular way so that when I’m shot in the back in cold blood people will say “it’s actually bad that that happened”

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Spotted on the subway:

submitted 117 days ago • 145 comments

In terms of “time under shower water” upper back is the GOAT.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Looking to get hooked up with some kind of largesse

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been following RFK’s brain worms’ travel blog. I have to get to Tokyo

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are? UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé. RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.

submitted 513 days ago • 16 comments