benevolentspung.bsky.social
Original co-founder of Jurassic Park before Hammond fucked it up.
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As a board member of the Central Park Large Dead Animal Dumping Club I would once again reiterate we in no way endorse the views of Mr. Kennedy who we knew only as Hans.
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He may look like a shitheel now, but the fossil record may find him a well preserved example of homo erectus with scoliosis
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Your cats will love it!
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Out: Minecraft
In: The mining craft.
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Shut the fuck up Ms.Casey you fucking skunk!
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I’m on this tip but the clammy silicon valley freak who sucks his kids blood to try and live forever is testing me with his constant olive oil pitches. Don’t tube “proper deadlift form” or this could be you!
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Could you try to suck less?
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Alright Nietzsche
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That’s twice!
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People making faces as if it’s not Fuck Around Feb
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I hope Kevin Smith knows there are people in this world who have barely any denim at all. Not a good “look”
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Problem solved
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They said I was mad planting Blue Agave in the northeast decades ago!
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We’re looking at Target and we’re looking at it very strongly.
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I dunno they feel room temp when I touch’m
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You USED to be a piece of shit- people can change.
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You think shooting a health insurance CEO is good? No. Shooting a health insurance CEO is not good. I don’t care about it but it’s not good behavior.
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Maybe you and the Brain Worm can meet up and do a cross-promotion.
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Maybe you and the Brain Worm can meet up and do a cross-promotion.
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I missed you over there at the bad place.
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Oh my god- he admit it!
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Nobody wants an extra day of February- give us May 32nd!