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benjaminahr.mobi
Star Trek podcast host @greatesttrek.com, fart joke enjoyer, embarrassing dad, one half of a Star Wars character. E-40 enthusiast. Tougher than a $3 steak. Benjaminahr.mobi Profile photo by Dennys Ilic.
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If you invented a really sick breakfast dish during the pandemic you have my permission to call it Eggs Quarantine.

Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

it’s only kayfabe if it comes from the kayfabé region of france. otherwise it’s just sparkling jabroni jabber.

🌍🧑‍🚀 Nader is bad? 🔫🧑‍🚀 Always has been

While doing a spice-for-Xindi-info exchange, Archer liberates a slave girl and offers to take her home. When she gets caught with her hands in everyone's mental cookie jar spying for the Xindi they launch a raid on Enterprise to get her back. Listen to our review of "Rajiin" at gagh.biz/greatestgen

On today's #GreatestTrek, Chakotay is stuck between a rock hard rubber tree and a holo place. Listen to the full episode at gagh.biz/greatesttrek #startrekprodigy #startrek #friendsofdesoto #fods

We are all Odo resting our handsy-wandsy on our chinsey winsey.

I was watching a show where a POW kept listing their name, rank and serial number, and it kept turning on Siri.

“ATTICOUSIN! ATTICOUSIN!”

Just realized I’m out of rice in the middle of cooking an Asian-inspired dinner. Think this will work as a substitute?

𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗸 𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘙𝘪𝘷𝘢 (𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘱 𝘗𝘢𝘤𝘬: 𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘺) 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭 𝘼𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣: 𝘕𝘰𝘯-𝘈𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝙍𝙤𝙡𝙚: 𝘝.𝘐.𝘗. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲! Learn more at trekcc.org

I’ve never really liked driving around with my window down, but since the advent of the cyber truck I pretty much have to do that I can make the “jacking off” hand gesture at the drop of a hat.

Another irresistible alien babe episode. Start Trek used to be good for these once or twice a season!

Two things occurred to me on reading this post: 1. Why don’t I own this film? 2. Is the @greatesttrek.com Red October episode the greatest podcast of all time?

Proof has been found that the actor Patrick Stewart canonically exists in the Star Trek universe ironicsans.ghost.io/proof-that-p...

You're going to hate Wesley Crusher's podcast. Listen to the latest episode of #GreatestTrek at gagh.biz/greatesttrek #startrekprodigy #startrek #friendsofdesoto #fods @MaxFunHQ

A visit to a garden planet has Archer, T'Pol, Reed and Hoshi feeling warp 10 thanks to the previous inhabitants leaving a "one of us" virus behind. Can they be saved before the local gene police rub them out? The heat is on, literally! Listen to our review of "Extinction" at gagh.biz/greatestgen

Just realized that Gabriel Lorca and Bart Mancuso were both in Wite Lotus S3 and they never met up to talk about captaining or anything.

Hey girl, I’ve got an ear infection, and the only cure is oomoxicillin. - Quark, probably

Hey girl, I’ve got an ear infection, and the only cure is oomoxicillin. - Quark, probably

“Wretched hive of scum” was meant to be taken literally.

Found a clump of pure evil in my chip bag today.

On today's #GreatestGen, the away mission to a new planet really starts to get under T'Pol's skin. Listen to the full episode at gagh.biz/greatestgen #greatesttrek #startrek #code47 @MaxFunHQ

Shoutout to @benjaminahr.mobi , Adam & the team at @greatesttrek.com for creating something wonderful that can still make me laugh, smile & hope as the world around us seems to go up in flames. Both Pods are the Captain’s Holiday to my permanent high stress levels. maximumfun.org/podcasts/gre...

My toddler has recently become enamored of the song Our House by Madness, and tonight he wanted me to sing it as a lullaby. I love this little weirdo.

Explaining television to a toddler: You know how Bluey is the Bluey of Bluey? Well, Bosch is the Bluey of Bosch.

This reminds me of my long tradition of guerilla vegetable/fungus art to spread love in my local grocery produce sections

No comment. Listen to the latest episode of #GreatestTrek at gagh.biz/greatesttrek #startrekprodigy #startrek #friendsofdesoto #fods @maximumfun.org

Minimalist toddler breakfast inspo.

Straight Outta Quantum and headed directly to Podshop.Biz! Get your very own tee, sweatshirt, or mug from the SOQ Collection, available only at: podshop.biz/collections/... #QuantumLeap #GreatestTrek @MaxFunHQ