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Star Trek podcast host @greatesttrek.com, fart joke enjoyer, embarrassing dad, one half of a Star Wars character. E-40 enthusiast. Tougher than a $3 steak. Benjaminahr.mobi Profile photo by Dennys Ilic.
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Trump's core constituency is the no-information voter. Not people who watch only Fox News, people who consume no news.

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ICE came to my sonโ€™s preschool this morning. Fortunately the staff got them to fuck off, but Iโ€™m hearing of nannies being abducted from parks and the children being left unattended. I will never forgive the people who voted for this.

On today's #GreatestTrek, Asencia tells her henches to leave their stupid comments in their pocket. Listen to the full episode at gagh.biz/greatesttrek #startrekprodigy #startrek #friendsofdesoto #fods

Gavin Newsomโ€™s Matthew McConaughey impression has been getting really good lately.

On RHOA Phaedra Parks just said โ€œMost marriages are hard because most men are crazy but most women love penises.โ€

Gavin Newsomโ€™s Matthew McConaughey impression has been getting really good lately.

If thatโ€™s what they do to a United States Senator with a question, imagine what they can do to any American that dares to speak up. We will hold this administration accountable.

SHUT. IT. DOWN. A senator was dragged out of a press conference for standing up for his constituents and against fascism. Watch how your representatives and senators respond to their own colleague being treated like this. That'll show you how they'll react when it's *you* on the ground.

Yes this is what we want. Fewer episodes of the hit show.

For some reason, #StarTrekVoyager has nine episodes with one-word titles beginning with the letter R. Here's what your favourite one says about you.

And so much easier to find!

Once again I remind folks that if *I* can get elected to the school board, any of you can.

Seems like a good time to put some money into some bail funds. secure.actblue.com/donate/great...

Seems like a good time to put some money into some bail funds. secure.actblue.com/donate/great...

On today's #GreatestGen, Phlox opts for breech instead of leech when T'Pol is rushed into sicks bay. Listen to the full episode at gagh.biz/greatestgen #greatesttrek #startrek #code47

If you invented a really sick breakfast dish during the pandemic you have my permission to call it Eggs Quarantine.

Some of yโ€™all canโ€™t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

itโ€™s only kayfabe if it comes from the kayfabรฉ region of france. otherwise itโ€™s just sparkling jabroni jabber.

๐ŸŒ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€ Nader is bad? ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€ Always has been

While doing a spice-for-Xindi-info exchange, Archer liberates a slave girl and offers to take her home. When she gets caught with her hands in everyone's mental cookie jar spying for the Xindi they launch a raid on Enterprise to get her back. Listen to our review of "Rajiin" at gagh.biz/greatestgen

On today's #GreatestTrek, Chakotay is stuck between a rock hard rubber tree and a holo place. Listen to the full episode at gagh.biz/greatesttrek #startrekprodigy #startrek #friendsofdesoto #fods

We are all Odo resting our handsy-wandsy on our chinsey winsey.

I was watching a show where a POW kept listing their name, rank and serial number, and it kept turning on Siri.

โ€œATTICOUSIN! ATTICOUSIN!โ€

Just realized Iโ€™m out of rice in the middle of cooking an Asian-inspired dinner. Think this will work as a substitute?

๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ธ ๐—–๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜‡๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ ๐—š๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜พ๐™–๐™ง๐™™ ๐™‰๐™–๐™ข๐™š: ๐˜™๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ข (๐˜ž๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฑ ๐˜—๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฌ: ๐˜Œ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜บ) ๐˜พ๐™–๐™ง๐™™ ๐™๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™š: ๐˜—๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ ๐˜ผ๐™›๐™›๐™ž๐™ก๐™ž๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ: ๐˜•๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ-๐˜ˆ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐™๐™ค๐™ก๐™š: ๐˜.๐˜.๐˜—. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ! Learn more at trekcc.org

Iโ€™ve never really liked driving around with my window down, but since the advent of the cyber truck I pretty much have to do that I can make the โ€œjacking offโ€ hand gesture at the drop of a hat.

Another irresistible alien babe episode. Start Trek used to be good for these once or twice a season!

Two things occurred to me on reading this post: 1. Why donโ€™t I own this film? 2. Is the @greatesttrek.com Red October episode the greatest podcast of all time?

Proof has been found that the actor Patrick Stewart canonically exists in the Star Trek universe ironicsans.ghost.io/proof-that-p...

You're going to hate Wesley Crusher's podcast. Listen to the latest episode of #GreatestTrek at gagh.biz/greatesttrek #startrekprodigy #startrek #friendsofdesoto #fods @MaxFunHQ

A visit to a garden planet has Archer, T'Pol, Reed and Hoshi feeling warp 10 thanks to the previous inhabitants leaving a "one of us" virus behind. Can they be saved before the local gene police rub them out? The heat is on, literally! Listen to our review of "Extinction" at gagh.biz/greatestgen

Just realized that Gabriel Lorca and Bart Mancuso were both in Wite Lotus S3 and they never met up to talk about captaining or anything.

Hey girl, Iโ€™ve got an ear infection, and the only cure is oomoxicillin. - Quark, probably