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I asked a hammer for dating advice and it said oh yeah you're gonna wanna find a nail

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it's like they say, you can't blame horses for horseflies

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🎵we didn't start the fucking🎵

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2025 is the year I get a separate sunscreen for my face

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The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

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first time in a greenhouse what is this some sort of climate change effect

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Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.

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me and who

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who is jd power and who gave them the right

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mr beast can afford a better haircut than that

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every headline is a quadruple negative right now. just tell me how to feel

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wedding vows oh I thought you said wedding vowels, which are obviously just U and I baby

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what, right now, is preventing you from letting it snow? from walking in a winter wonderland?

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anyone wanna murmur about revolution in a pub

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I'm doing the work (googling the difference between authoritarian, totalitarian, and dictatorial so I can correct people)

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autism is when you open a cardboard box and then see the perforations where you were "supposed to" open it, and then you feel like you let down a hardworking packaging engineer

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everyone talks about copium but no one's talking about the greater copioid epidemic

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I'm so confused about "over-the-counter". Over from whose perspective

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they really drew a wealthy duck and named him scrooge mcduck. I'll never be as funny as that

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This shoulda been the Bills.

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This Is America in a knockoff ozempic commercial is actually heinous

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playing meet the grahams for my parents so they Understand

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she LIX on my Bowl til I Super

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telsas getting mocked as the n*zi car is actually a huge break for volkswagen

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I got fingerprinting merit badge in 2006 so that's gotta be in a database somewhere

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whenever I see something happened on 9/11 but before 2001 I'm like omg they had no idea

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rain trobbery

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flagg and knueppel sound like they should be making house music or something

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calling my representative as a single issue eggs price voter

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fireproof pants for compulsive liars

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who decided mint was the flavor of clean

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i like how Wolverine is more famous than the animal

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she shiver on my me til I timber

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it would be more fun if it was spelled threshhold

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idk how record labels work but every time I hear RTJ on a fucking turbotax ad my soul hurts

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my life would be so much better without commercials for medications and/or insurance

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I asked a hammer for dating advice and it said oh yeah you're gonna wanna find a nail

it's like they say, you can't blame horses for horseflies

🎵we didn't start the fucking🎵

2025 is the year I get a separate sunscreen for my face

The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

first time in a greenhouse what is this some sort of climate change effect

Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.

me and who

who is jd power and who gave them the right

mr beast can afford a better haircut than that

every headline is a quadruple negative right now. just tell me how to feel

wedding vows oh I thought you said wedding vowels, which are obviously just U and I baby

what, right now, is preventing you from letting it snow? from walking in a winter wonderland?

anyone wanna murmur about revolution in a pub

I'm doing the work (googling the difference between authoritarian, totalitarian, and dictatorial so I can correct people)

autism is when you open a cardboard box and then see the perforations where you were "supposed to" open it, and then you feel like you let down a hardworking packaging engineer

everyone talks about copium but no one's talking about the greater copioid epidemic

I'm so confused about "over-the-counter". Over from whose perspective

they really drew a wealthy duck and named him scrooge mcduck. I'll never be as funny as that

This shoulda been the Bills.

This Is America in a knockoff ozempic commercial is actually heinous

playing meet the grahams for my parents so they Understand

she LIX on my Bowl til I Super

telsas getting mocked as the n*zi car is actually a huge break for volkswagen

I got fingerprinting merit badge in 2006 so that's gotta be in a database somewhere

whenever I see something happened on 9/11 but before 2001 I'm like omg they had no idea

rain trobbery

flagg and knueppel sound like they should be making house music or something

calling my representative as a single issue eggs price voter

fireproof pants for compulsive liars

who decided mint was the flavor of clean

i like how Wolverine is more famous than the animal

she shiver on my me til I timber

it would be more fun if it was spelled threshhold

idk how record labels work but every time I hear RTJ on a fucking turbotax ad my soul hurts

my life would be so much better without commercials for medications and/or insurance

when will AI be able to answer the one question I have every day: What's that smell?

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the less I know the better is mr brightside for gen z