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Sweet, maybe I can get in-lines my size again.
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Ubel, our problematic fav
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Times like this make me wish Roko’s Basilisk was real and effective.
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This post is female centric probably cause of this young lady this illustration centers on. lovelyfranklin.com/octavia-cour...
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Signal resisting AI/LLM integration has sold me on the service.
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When the Onion is actually doing real journalism, you know the world is screwed up.
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I hear Plantar and the usual billionaire club pitched in.
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Hegseth was fuming. There is nothing he can do about it, cause he’d have to admit he doesn’t have the trust of the military he’s supposed to direct.
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Are they seriously going to these lengths for a few day laborers and the frozen ice guy? These ICE guys are going to fold like paper when they get told to pick up some actually dangerous thugs.
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I’m seeing this guy on YouTube pop up, sells himself as a CIA life coach. Is he an actual spook? Idk but he sure does talk to a lot of podcast people saying whack shit into the same microphone and mic stand.
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Of course he’s probably going to use Nevada and Texan National Guardsmen, to which we say “you fuckers better not release them”
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The guard is ours. Trump can’t have them until we give them over or enemies cross our border. No, a gaggle of dehydrated cartel mules 100 miles away don’t count.
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I do not ♥️ this, but engagement needs boostin.
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Salvation Army would have court marshaled em for the Punisher tattoos.
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They say they’re fighting the cartels and gangbangers, but they’re picking off farm workers and bus boys. Actual threats are too scary.
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He must have gotten excited and ran after something to get lost. Poor dog.
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“You don’t have the cards”, mfka forgot how to play poker.
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Men these days are soft. You don’t see them pulling up the skin on their forearms, spit on both palms, and lift lumbar out of the earth to make sailing ships anymore.
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They’re catching a falling knife. It’s hyper inflated stock prices doesn’t reflect its actual value at all.
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A wet paper towel has more charisma than JD.
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In a few weeks, instead of the usual post midterm lull.
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They stack pretty good.
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Someone is going to die, either from a heart attack or a going into septic shock.
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That slime ball is trying to get back in Trump’s good favor.
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I knew there was a reason I kept my Twitter account.
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Banish the spirit of despair and gloom!
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Just watch as Hegseth jinx extends to the entire strategic sealift command as he changes half the supply fleet’s name cause they sound too woke.
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I just call that a skill issue. Empathy and developed self awareness is the important part.
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“We didn’t do a damn thing, they did” would wash down a lot easier if they didn’t blow $20m on consulting in the search for the liberal Joe Rogan. Or more precisely, a puppet they can control.
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If they insist on locking everything up, they should just reformat into a mercantile like the Olsen general store on Little House on the Prairie.
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Don’t tell us they DOGE’ed the a hurricane center and storm chasers.
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I just remember him as that kid who was trying all sorts of ways to make a buck, didn’t say anything outward cause half of us were Latino and Asian. He probably figured we were in our place and he was going to his soon.
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Corpo rent seekers will do anything to get that extra $150/mo pet rent.
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Spy craft, maybe.
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My local pizzeria will do that if you ask . They don’t have a garlic sauce, but we order their olive / balsamic dip when we have extra dough to swing.
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Wait, this isn’t a joke?
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I think Garfield’s only rival is Popeye.
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They’ll huff and puff, but they’ll go back to saying “we got to back the President”
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I know there’s scripts for dropping Recall and the Microsoft Software Store, but do I really want to have to run them every Thursday?
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Fan music and dubs of fan comics. Maybe an ASMR of a new character eating a bag of ships. We won’t know how crazy it will be until release.