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This humidity can eat my ass

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What can Schumer say, he dared Trump to do this shit like 2 weeks ago

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Everyone who buys a shirt should get a white one so that I can be proven correct

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It's pretty funny (read depressing) that members of congress are going to try and make Trump have a vote through them on going to war with Iran, just so all of them can vote to go to war with Iran.

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I think the thing that might actually break me is the selling off of public land so that some piece of shit can develop or mine it

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Caddie kinda ruined the moment there

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Thinking of getting a shooting sleeve so I don’t get tendinitis from launching my kids in the pool

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We live in hell.

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Not even 6 months into this term

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The hockey mom merch industry is insane

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The panthers are so annoying man lol

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So how exactly does this new Israel war go? They haven’t even been able to defeat Hamas and have probably lost more of their fighting force than they’ve admitted and now they expect to take on Iran?

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As many replies note, this just sounds like a much worse version of Dredd. We the people deserve another Karl Urban Dredd

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Someone gotta put this over the ether beat

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Son just looked at me and said “C’mon daddy we’re going to kill Peter Rabbit”

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The conservative guys scared of cities thing is so funny, because it's not just huge cities like New York, LA, or Chicago. I knew multiple guys who couldn't handle Raleigh, NC because it was too big and scary LOL

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There's so many to choose from, but True Lies is an all timer for me.

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I just discovered that there is a Bones rewatch podcast that I think Bones herself hosts and like who is listening to that?

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Elon showing off the prime example of being "bitch made"

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So Emma has always made fun of me for not doing my legs right when I try to swim breaststroke. Tonight our daughter got DQ’d in her swim meet breaststroke event got improper leg kicking. Guess she’s definitely mine

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the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled

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Same

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I thought unc was going to sleepwalk to a college world series title this year so I was happy to learn they didn’t even get out of the super regional

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That’s an amazing passing shot to win and the type of shot that match deserved to finish on

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Alcaraz is absolutely cooking this tiebreak

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The tennis is good

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It really pisses me off that whoever designed these made Leonardo the right shoe and Raphael the left

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RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

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What kind of baby park does Arkansas play in? Exit velocity of 84mph and 312 ft is a home run?

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Making the loser of a tennis tournament talk is so funny. Clearly pissed off and saying they played like shit and then going “oh yes congrats to my opponent on this terrible final”

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