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Seeing this man's complete lack of understanding of Internet culture, it makes me feel better about only having gotten into it myself less than a decade ago. As little as I know about the early days if the Internet, nothing I could say or do will ever make me this fucking cringe.

we used to respect the computer

I've almost leveled up Rocket to Lord level. After that I think I'll try to do the same for the punisher and then Cap. So I'll have at least one Lord level character in each class. Also, I love bullying turreted Punisher players by running up to them as Cap with his shield up. Funniest shit ever.

Oh my God, the replies here are insane. Y'all! It was less than ten people. The game's not about to fucking die just because they downscaled a tiny bit.

My piece of advice to you all. Never allow any asshole online to make you feel guilty about the fandoms and shows you like. Don’t let them tell you what characters you should and should not like. I bet, they would be too scared to say it to your face if you confronted them in real life.

How do we get it across to these people that this could all well be true and yet their ethnic cleansing is still not acceptable? This really shouldn’t be hard

Pretty telling that the comparison here is “someone scolding you via a video you saw on Facebook that you found annoying” and “complete disregard for legal protections and long standing peaceful cooperation between nations”. It’s actually pretty accurate to how conservatives view the world

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When I left Twitter I had a 1M followers and 100K tweets. You know what happen to me when it was all gone? Nothing. To the Twitter refugees who I see fretting about losing contacts and content by deleting Twitter, trust, you'll be fine. They have convinced us that we need them. Nope. They need US.

Oh come on, I JUST GOT HERE😭

YouTube just doesn't give a single fuck anymore.

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Btw, what Trump is suggesting for the Gaza strip was literally the plot of Saints Row 2: give violent factions guns, wait for them to wipe each other out, buy out the land when it's cheap, and then force everyone out to make room for the wealthy. We learned fucking nothing.

Can a Negga borrow a french fry?

Just saw this posted on FB and had to share.

Just to remind people, btw, Cap's shield doesn't just block attacks, it bounces husband and projectiles back. So I'm just saying, if you see an enemy Punisher hop on a turret, don't be always to run right up to them and say hello. ;)

A reminder to anyone who needs to hear it from someone who has been there: Just because they're family and you're related by blood doesn't mean they can treat you like shit. Surround yourself with the people who raise you up NOT tear you down ❤️

If you're gonna tease or mock anybody for their teeth being in bad shape, you should get a clue that dentist coverage in many states is awful and unreliable. Don't make people feel like shit over something they can't properly get because it's not (and sadly never) will be seen as a life necessity.

listen up liberal, *crashes plane*

I just had a deliciously evil idea for a #marvelrivals team comp. Capt America, Storm, Rocket Raccoon, Mantis, and Luna Snow all giving each other constant damage boosts. And add Punisher for his team-up with Rocket to increase his RoF. I wonder if all of that boosted damage would stack...

Reach out to your LGBTQIA+ friends, especially if they're from the US. They will need support, perhaps more than ever.

TL;DR if you think American cars suck now, just wait until those tariffs kick in

Alternatives to American products. Coka-Cola - Just drink water. It comes out of a fucking tap for free. Zero calories. You can literally bathe in the stuff. iPhones - Get a Samsung. Or better yet, get a Nokia. Did you know they make phones? Seriously. Nokia make phones.

I really hope GTA VI has way more engaging police chase mechanics. GTA Vs police chase get so boring so quickly. Remember NfS:MW? Not the shitty 2012 game, I mean the 2005 game. That game had a better police chase system than literally any other game I have ever played, and it's not even close.

they want to erase us completely. do not let them, we will outlive these fascists. create art, take pictures of yourself or your trans friends, make something lasting. we will outlast them forever

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How tf do you confuse a spleen for a liver? 💀

Government higher-ups looking for who fucked up their shit

Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.