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Ahahaha look what we did to wolves.

Everybody thought it was ridiculous in Karate Kid 3 when a billionaire ceo put his whole life and career on hold to try to defeat a teenager in a martial arts tournament, but at this point Elon is like a week away from that.

Do you want a Thing? That's how you get a Thing.

Kid has an English assignment, where school has kids first submit essay to an "AI checker." Kid did not use AI. AI checker says the use of the word "devoid" magically turned essay into 18% AI written. Changing "devoid" makes it drop to 0%. We're spending time "un-AI-ing" an essay that has no AI.

Stranded xkcd.com/2978

Naughty capitalism

My favorite part of this is that it is indicated for colds, etc. and also crying.

Not today. I’ve got the morbs.

This artifact I found at the thrift store presents a riveting tale of a major marital Incident

The plan is working!

60 years ago today, my whanaunga Charles ‘Allan’ Aberhart was murdered in a hate crime in Hagley Park. The jury in Allan’s murder trial let off all six of the young men who set out that night to “belt up a queer”, because their futures were deemed more important than Allan’s right to justice.

Andrew Scott deserves a boatload of awards. He absolutely owned ALL OF US STRANGERS. Everyone else was terrific as well.

You did it! You monster! 🤣

no lies detected! 🫨

they're right, you know

The Onion would like to congratulate its owner, G/O Media, for standing firm in its return-to-office mandate, as we can think of nowhere more conducive to best-in-class thought leadership than a fluorescent-lit room populated with the abandoned desks of terminated colleagues.

There are 28 days left until our contract expires. ReSkeet to let G/O Media know you support The Onion Union and its right to a fair contract! ✊✊

When I was growing up it was hard to convince older people you couldn't just show up and apply for a job anymore. They just couldn't wrap their heads around it. Now we tell younger people to "just Google it" without appreciating that all the search engines are broken.

This is like a pure wild example of one of the things that drives me maddest: presumption that there exists a perfect course of action (not my job to know what that is, just to assert it’s real) and then subsequent blame of Democrats for not doing the unspecified thing.

that’s meep in the corner

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so wrong but I laughed

stop asking

I’m getting all of this pop tart bowl stuff second hand but my impression is whoever was behind that is a genius

And some people eat the paper wrapper around their food

“No, YOU look like a Weeble!!”

If you see this you have to post a picture from your phone, and don't explain it.