bensummers.me
Programmer/dad in Tennessee. Somebody should do something about all the problems.
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I like this idea.
"You want to cut your hair with scissors? Like from the toilet?"
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I have one. I bought it at the beginning of COVID and cut my and my boys hair with it for at least two full years. I still use it on myself but my kids prefer getting their hair cut at a "real" place now. [tearing up as I turn off the clippers and the shop vac, someday for the last time]
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Can't fool me with that 239 nonsense. The sign says 207.
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Your honor, the jury finds the defendant my best friend I ever had!
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I remember picking these up at the store and not knowing anything at all about Warlock. It took me a little bit to piece it together.
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Spray paint their faces bright orange and howl
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KRISTY DUMPTY: When I use a word, it means just what Donald Trump chooses it to mean -- neither more nor less
HASSAN: The question is, whether you can make words mean so many different things
KRISTY DUMPTY: The question is, which is to be master -- that's all
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The main character's name will be Forgetman, and he has to battle his best friend Rememberman. There will be two other weird guys named Manman and Childman who each wear half of a ridiculous mask that makes no sense. They constantly show up as holograms and talk way too much.
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Goddamn. I thought I could probably do it but I am just not cut out for this kind of shit. This is total nonsense.
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He will appoint her to the Supreme Court.
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I don't remember that one
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Ah.
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I learned a good way that works with my kids. Pop the medicine in your mouth and then drink through a straw. Pill goes *blip* all gone. It's a much better way to do it than the Yelling Until It's Gone Technique.
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"It's Always OK When Donald Does It"
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"[S]he's a catcher's mitt with eyes"
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Not this old man, he played one! He played knick-knack on my thumb! With a knick-knack-paddy-wack give us Barabbus!
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They couldn't show him laughing along because he was also pulling apart a live bird
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I called a 1-900 number over and over to listen to Howard the Duck recordings. We are not the same.
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The shit barometer says the shit winds are coming. You can feel the shit pressure in the air.
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Everybody instantly knew this was absolute bullshit. What he said was just one of those "very strong and powerful" filler phrases that he uses to get and hold our attention. He draws all of his power from the spectacle of ludicrous, stupid accusations and chest-beating and impossible promises.
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I played this game for days when I had mononucleosis one summer
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Many people are saying!
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It is who they are. Not me or my allies.
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The fugliest grandmother imaginable
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It's about god damn time
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"Did it work for them?"
No. It never does. But it _might_ work for us.
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ABC
Always Be Concernin'
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Many people are saying: You have no chance to survive make your time. Sad! TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG AGAIN !!!
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Liddle' Mission
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well shit, I love the concept of Greenland too, from the standpoint of concepts
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