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benwatts.bsky.social
Trying to figure it out.
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Solid edit on TikTok

submitted 27 minutes ago • 11 comments

The future of transportation everybody.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Don’t know who this guy is but if Mina says block, I block.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

What kind of position we talking here Roland? I’m not very flexible but I am curious.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Hey: if you're an REI member you get to vote on the board of directors. There are three candidates on the ballot, all of whom oppose workers rights, and REI has blocked pro-worker candidates. When you get your email ballot, vote "withhold" on all three to support workers.

submitted 21 days ago • 8 comments

The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds

submitted 28 days ago • 59 comments

Tonight's CONCACAF Champions Cup match between Antigua GFC of Guatemala's Liga Nacional and Seattle Sounders FC will stream for free (in Spanish) at 7:30 p.m. PT on YouTube. Seattle won the first leg of their Round One series last Wednesday 3-1.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

The programming at this Pho joint is flawless. Roku City, The Vizio menu screen and the HDMI 1 no signal screen.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Put the Konami code in my bidet and it shot me to the fucking moon

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Jobs AND jamboree handouts? In this economy?

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

(Me, a guy who knows nothing about politics) This is for political reasons.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

As a pantsed American, it’s not for me to judge the unpantsed

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Oh this thing i carried for 9 months? Idk its kevin I guess

submitted 35 days ago • 13 comments

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

submitted 37 days ago • 779 comments

Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!

submitted 39 days ago • 90 comments

It was my understanding that recently all anthems were being boo’d it seems this isn’t necessarily true

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

The pizza that got away.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

@iwriteok.bsky.social just finished your Oprah series. A friend of mine went on her show to promote his wacky product. Segment producer, in warning him not to fuck around said “Oprah can make you, or she can break you twice”

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I just rewatched the Super Bowl halftime show on the official NFL YouTube channel. There was (2) commercial breaks

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

The listing said partially plumbed basement.

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Everybody is either jerking it or whacking it. You get the feeling no one pulls the pud these days.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Sounders sickos - this was an emotional rollercoaster. Props to the person who edited this historical document together of the 2016 season. An hour long (!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJxH...

submitted 47 days ago • 4 comments

Got last minute tickets to the Kraken game, front row! Highlight of the first period was a body check right in front of us that knocked all 3 of these phones off the hook

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

It’s me, I’m the huge When Harry Met Sally fan who’s never tried mayonnaise. Gonna give it a shot real soon.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Tom Brady is the most accomplished QB in NFL history, but put him in the announcer booth and he’s no better than Tony Romo.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s the problem, I don’t live in heaven, I live in The USA

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Yukon Gold potatoes though right?

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

The who did what?

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

When I was a kid we were slaughtering Nazis in Wolfenstein and laughing when their faces melted in Indiana Jones, but somehow we lost our way.

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

Path of Exile 2 is the most do homework game ever

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Best video game to play while drunk Drunk gaming what one What gane to play while drunk

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Spotted in Belltown

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Highly normal Seattle text.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Just think, only a few more weeks and we won’t have to hear In the Air Tonight again (for a few months)

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments