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It's me, hi, I'm the *girl with severe anxiety, neurodivergent spices, a reading addiction and a love for films and tv shows* it's me
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Pros of being a college student: I can do whatever I want. Cons of being a college student: I left my book at home and I can't read it for two weeks 😢

No sleep slept, one energy drink consumed, so now I'm everybody's problem. Deal with that.

I was preparing for a presentation at uni, and tell me that it's not just me who misunderstood the term 'standup'. My jokes were not apprechiated.

“That wasn’t on my bingo card” babe we’re in the Hunger Games

People want me to commit in a relationship. Jokes on them, I can't even Git commit.

Well at least we tried our worst

What's the most needed thing in a relationship? Primary keys. (Someone please get this I've been laughing at it for over an hour)

I am no better than a houseplant. I ate, I drank water, I slept for 8 hours. And. The. Sun. Is. Shining. The only emotion I feel is happy. 🌱

Have you ever been so tired that you want to laugh and cry at the same time?

I'm wearing a dress for the first time in months, and I'm already done with it. Like what do you mean I can't move?? And it doesn't have pockets 😢😢

Sometimes I feel like the world is a shitty place, and nothing matters. Other times I remember I can read about dragons and fairies and stuff. Those are good times.

My professor: Today's lecture will be about matrixes. Let me tell you I was so disappointed when Neo wasn't even mentioned

why would you end that text with a period? do you hate me now?

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Have you ever bestfriended so hard that you had to go back to your old school to borrow a skull for her? (she's studying anatomy)+ Meet Cecily The Skull.

Just wondering, why do people say 'holy cow'? Are all cows holy? Or just one of them? Can I say holy goat instead? It rhymes better.

Have you ever read a book so good that you can't seem to get back in touch with reality? Currently started watching two films and started reading two books, but I can't care for any of them...

Just read Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros. I had to put it in the corner so it can think about all the things it has done. I am NOT ready for Onyx Storm, please save me