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Just want to say: I would rather be drawing ninja turtles. I wish I wasn't in a situation where I feel called upon to do this, but I swore I would use my powers for good, so here we are. #digitalart #MAGA #trump #politicalcartoon #noonevotedforthis

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Bring me your $5,000,000.00 USD.

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Gonna tell my kids this is the Gulf of Mexico. And that we passed Idiocracy at light speed. Then I'll explain light speed, the speed of causality, and fire up Idiocracy. Seriously, though I wanna wake up from this weird dream we're all sharing.

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Trump pardoned the J6 insurrectionists. Why? He didn't have to, it was just a campaign promise and they failed anyway. So why? The answer is that he wants that card back in his hand. He wants to be able to call on the Coors lite cowboys someday in the future and he needed to pardon them for that.

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I swear, I lost sleep on how I shaded his face and head. Usagi Yojimbo, one of my favorite characters from the TMNT universe, thanks and love to Stan Sakai! #TMNT #tmntfanart #stansakai #peterlaird #kevineastman #ninjaturtles #bushidofeverdream #followyourfeverdream

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

From WNC to SOCAL...

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Come watch me drink coffee and draw Usagi Yojimbo. At about 40min in, Bugjuice the cat shows up to ask for 2nd breakfast. www.twitch.tv/bertimusprim...

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Mister Rogers never misses

submitted 178 days ago • 189 comments

Alright, I did the thing.

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

Boom! Ball's in your court, #nickelodeon. Let's GO! Who wouldn't want a flat dinner?

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Ball's in your court, #Nickelodeon. #ParamountPictures #PointGreyPictures #TMNT #EastmanandLaird #BushidoFeverdream #TearsInTheOcean #TurtlesAllTheWayDown Let's GO!

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When dripping the faucets on a cold night, adagio is the correct bpm. I don't make the rules.

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Happy Winter Solstice you heathens!

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Next season of Undercover Boss should be pretty damn compelling. #TheAdjuster #FreeLuigi

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With all the recent hoopla over dogs and how "super" they may or may not be, I would just like to say I prefer cats. They teach us all important lessons regarding consent. Especially Bugjuice.

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Ok, so here's my white-hot political take: If you can be too young to vote, you can be too old. At a certain point, you're not going to be alive long enough to see the changes you're voting for, so fuck off. #politicsky

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In 2050 a strange meteor landed on the moon and catalyzed the next step of sentient evolution for all Earth's dreaming animals. By 2300, homo-sapiens galacticus spread into the Milky Way establishing the Monopoly, a hyper-capitalist parasitic juggernaut consuming 100 worlds. #scificomics #noAI

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Apropos of nothing, the "big bad guy" in my upcoming #indiecomic is the CEO, the ruthless ruler of the interstellar hyper-capitalist parasitic juggernaut called the Monopoly. Just in case you wanted to follow along and support the project or anything. #comics #creatorowned #capitalism #comicsky #UHC

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I love comics people, and I hope we all make it, and I bet there’s things to do to help that hope along.

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Last night was our first big rain since Helene and my wife and I didn't get much sleep. The fields are flooded again and I'm told they're evac'ing the tent cities in Swannanoa and Black Mountain. We're still okay, but we've all learned that can change in a moment. #Helene

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It was quick and crude, but here's the outcome of this morning's stream. Join me this afternoon for more. #TMNT #digitalart #comicbooks #raphael #ninjaturtles #heroesonahalfshell #turtlepower

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My Twitch channel, BertimusPrimeTime is back up. Join me there! Thanks and love.

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My Twitch channel, BertimusPrimeTime, will be down until my drawing hand heals. And again, hanging Christmas lights is stupid and I hate it.

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

Outside of extreme sports, I believe no other activity is the perfect marriage of "dangerous" and "unnecessary" quite like hanging Christmas lights.

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Dog sitting for my brother Drew and oh my God, these blankies!

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