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Colorado Guy, ex-poster πŸ“½β›·οΈπŸ”πŸ’πŸ€πŸŒ². Listen to The Jazz June and don't listen to Bob Dylan or Steely Dan.
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Please, God, yes https://buff.ly/3Qx68Qc

Couple more misc shots from the Japan trip

Greatest Coloradan athlete ever, period

youtu.be/9b0ZYrYupiI?...

"As a friend and ally to another pedophile..."

Brain hemorrhage. Fatal stroke. Lingering aphasia followed by a coma. Aortic dissection. Fall down stairs while intoxicated. Fatal car crash. Fatal air crash. Drowning while under influence of Ketamine. Coronary atherosclerosis as a contributing factor. Self inflicted gunshot wound to head. Murder.

It is extremely metal to land in Denver, after descending through a thick sheet of inversion snow clouds, soundtracked by The Sword. Thank you, diegesis gods. Also, the Proper 14ers look sick when there's a temperature inversion. Like, coolest view I've ever had of them.

Flying back to the US rn, say a prayer for ol Bert

Cannot stress how much I love the fact that I'm flying today. It rules. Love safe, efficient air travel!

Elon Musk got a fucked up robot dick and that's 50% of why he has this obsession with breeding. The other 50% is weird racist/misogynist shit. IDK what's so hard to understand

First time since we got here that you can actually* see Mt. Yotei, pretty sick *well, mostly

ASME Award nomination day was always a great time for performative aw-shucks humility on Twitter, and @asherelbein.bsky.social can definitely do that if he wants for this ASME-nominated bit. But I, the story's editor, refuse to. Parul Sehgal, you will be DEFEATED. defector.com/the-judgment...

This guy never sold his Jamal Murray stock

Skiing in Japan: lives up to the expectations! So rare for a thing to live up to expectations

Traveling with a nut allergy <<<

Oh hell yeah. Bon-damn-jour to me

I need this man to do more drugs. Don't worry about dosages Elon. However much you're doing, do more. MORE

The indoor smoking room thing in Japan is wild

Love it when my worlds collide

I'm so tired of seeing Musk's stupid face lmao

You might as well go ahead and become a communist now because in a few years communist or fascist will be your only choice

Extremely good couple days for Ol Bert. Found out I can use my sick time for a vacation instead of taking the time unpaid. The Devil Worshipping Chiefs were destroyed by a team many of my friends love. Drake was ended. And now I go to Japan to shred. Alhamdulillah

This Super Bowl giving extreme fascist vibes (especially that Pitt intro), and I'm not one of those fellas who throws that word around a bunch. Just an observation!

They've lost the Krassensteins!

His Vance is so beautiful

The concentration camp in GITMO and the Trump admin(s) are Barry Obama's most durable legacies. Sorry, CFPB!

No. Chiefs rigged

Alright. Starting one of these because Dunk Comp isn't over here. Jokic+Friends Dunk Comp thread: youtu.be/nGV6_Eyvohc?...

Is that good

Correct. It is a strike on Super Bowl weekend. Not sure what that question mark is for!

*dead kennedys voice* 🎡 Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the Boer Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the Boer tonight Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the Boer Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the Boer🎡