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Colorado Guy, ex-poster 📽⛷️🏔🏒🏀🌲. Listen to The Jazz June and don't listen to Bob Dylan or Steely Dan.
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Please, God, yes https://buff.ly/3Qx68Qc

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Couple more misc shots from the Japan trip

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Greatest Coloradan athlete ever, period

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/9b0ZYrYupiI?...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"As a friend and ally to another pedophile..."

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Brain hemorrhage. Fatal stroke. Lingering aphasia followed by a coma. Aortic dissection. Fall down stairs while intoxicated. Fatal car crash. Fatal air crash. Drowning while under influence of Ketamine. Coronary atherosclerosis as a contributing factor. Self inflicted gunshot wound to head. Murder.

submitted 5 days ago • 59 comments

It is extremely metal to land in Denver, after descending through a thick sheet of inversion snow clouds, soundtracked by The Sword. Thank you, diegesis gods. Also, the Proper 14ers look sick when there's a temperature inversion. Like, coolest view I've ever had of them.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Flying back to the US rn, say a prayer for ol Bert

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Cannot stress how much I love the fact that I'm flying today. It rules. Love safe, efficient air travel!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk got a fucked up robot dick and that's 50% of why he has this obsession with breeding. The other 50% is weird racist/misogynist shit. IDK what's so hard to understand

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

First time since we got here that you can actually* see Mt. Yotei, pretty sick *well, mostly

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

ASME Award nomination day was always a great time for performative aw-shucks humility on Twitter, and @asherelbein.bsky.social can definitely do that if he wants for this ASME-nominated bit. But I, the story's editor, refuse to. Parul Sehgal, you will be DEFEATED. defector.com/the-judgment...

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

This guy never sold his Jamal Murray stock

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Skiing in Japan: lives up to the expectations! So rare for a thing to live up to expectations

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Traveling with a nut allergy <<<

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Oh hell yeah. Bon-damn-jour to me

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I need this man to do more drugs. Don't worry about dosages Elon. However much you're doing, do more. MORE

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The indoor smoking room thing in Japan is wild

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Love it when my worlds collide

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so tired of seeing Musk's stupid face lmao

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

You might as well go ahead and become a communist now because in a few years communist or fascist will be your only choice

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Extremely good couple days for Ol Bert. Found out I can use my sick time for a vacation instead of taking the time unpaid. The Devil Worshipping Chiefs were destroyed by a team many of my friends love. Drake was ended. And now I go to Japan to shred. Alhamdulillah

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

This Super Bowl giving extreme fascist vibes (especially that Pitt intro), and I'm not one of those fellas who throws that word around a bunch. Just an observation!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

They've lost the Krassensteins!

submitted 14 days ago • 21 comments

His Vance is so beautiful

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

The concentration camp in GITMO and the Trump admin(s) are Barry Obama's most durable legacies. Sorry, CFPB!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

No. Chiefs rigged

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Alright. Starting one of these because Dunk Comp isn't over here. Jokic+Friends Dunk Comp thread: youtu.be/nGV6_Eyvohc?...

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Is that good

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Correct. It is a strike on Super Bowl weekend. Not sure what that question mark is for!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

*dead kennedys voice* 🎵 Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the Boer Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the Boer tonight Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the Boer Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the Boer🎵

submitted 16 days ago • 6 comments