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happy useless masculine capitalism day.

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What do you call a six pack that has disappeared? Ab-sent. #jokes

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Doorknobs should be phased out. All door handles all the time. Accessibility matters.

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After my post on vaccinating my children when they were babies, I got asked to have ‘nuanced’ convos with antivaxxers. No. I’m not platforming lies that led to the drop in vaccines, sick children with lifelong impacts and dead children. Vaccines save lives and protect health. Period.

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Your take isn't hot.

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What’s the name of a reclusive sect that emphasizes gardening? Cult-ivate. #jokes

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Captain Silva La Forge was the first female Starfleet Captain shown in Star Trek history. #startrek

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Which bodily organ has youthful joints? A kid-knee. #jokes

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How does a lord lubricate his fiefdom? With vassal-ene. #jokes

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Why does the locksmith choose so many locks? She picks every one she sees. #jokes

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Why did the gangster donate plasma? He wanted blood money. #jokes

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Why did the mafia boss outlaw puns? He didn’t want any wit messes. #jokes

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How did the corrupt official feel after being caught? Dis-appointed. #jokes

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What do you call a trap that catches ammo cartridges? A mag net. #jokes

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What do you call a stream that’s hard to pronounce? A gobbledy brook. #jokes

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What do you call a stream that’s hard to pronounce? A gobbledy brook. #jokes

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Where do you set up a shell company that sells hydration liquids? The water front. #jokes

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Don’t trust parasol salesmen. They’re very shady. #jokes

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What do you call pie topping made out of eyelid hair? Whip lash. #jokes

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I'm tired of hearing people self-diagnose. I realize the medical system is oppressive, and many people have no opportunity for actual diagnosis. But also, nobody is "a little autistic." This isn't a label for your supposedly quirky habits. Don't diminish the reality of others by trying to be cute.

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Why do therapist beat boxers always carry cellophane? It’s great for shrink wrapping. #jokes

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jacobin.com/2025/05/post...

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#gaza #israel #palestine #terrorism

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Absolutely not. Every time someone tries this, I point out how it biases against Black speech. Every. Time. 🤷🏿‍♂️ Also from the launch of the Perspective API and its "toxicity" score. Police don't kill too many Black kids." Score: Not toxic.🤦🏿‍♂️ "Police kill too many Black kids. Score: 80.28% toxic.😮

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Why didn’t the man at the print shop mention that the cardstock was shiny? He glossed over it. #jokes

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If lawmakers made a minute change to a small piece of the law restricting breaking and entering, it would be a walk in clausette. #jokes

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How do dairy products get their test scores? From a cheese grader. #jokes

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www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

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What do you call it when your grain grinder makes for the hills? Mill-walky. #jokes

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What kind of grades do pirates get in school? High C’s. #jokes

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed some space. #jokes

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happy useless masculine capitalism day.

What do you call a six pack that has disappeared? Ab-sent. #jokes

Doorknobs should be phased out. All door handles all the time. Accessibility matters.

After my post on vaccinating my children when they were babies, I got asked to have ‘nuanced’ convos with antivaxxers. No. I’m not platforming lies that led to the drop in vaccines, sick children with lifelong impacts and dead children. Vaccines save lives and protect health. Period.

Your take isn't hot.

What’s the name of a reclusive sect that emphasizes gardening? Cult-ivate. #jokes

www.404media.co/ice-taps-int...

Captain Silva La Forge was the first female Starfleet Captain shown in Star Trek history. #startrek

Which bodily organ has youthful joints? A kid-knee. #jokes

How does a lord lubricate his fiefdom? With vassal-ene. #jokes

Why does the locksmith choose so many locks? She picks every one she sees. #jokes

Why did the gangster donate plasma? He wanted blood money. #jokes

Why did the mafia boss outlaw puns? He didn’t want any wit messes. #jokes

How did the corrupt official feel after being caught? Dis-appointed. #jokes

What do you call a trap that catches ammo cartridges? A mag net. #jokes

What do you call a stream that’s hard to pronounce? A gobbledy brook. #jokes

What do you call a stream that’s hard to pronounce? A gobbledy brook. #jokes

Where do you set up a shell company that sells hydration liquids? The water front. #jokes

Don’t trust parasol salesmen. They’re very shady. #jokes

What do you call pie topping made out of eyelid hair? Whip lash. #jokes

I'm tired of hearing people self-diagnose. I realize the medical system is oppressive, and many people have no opportunity for actual diagnosis. But also, nobody is "a little autistic." This isn't a label for your supposedly quirky habits. Don't diminish the reality of others by trying to be cute.

Why do therapist beat boxers always carry cellophane? It’s great for shrink wrapping. #jokes

jacobin.com/2025/05/post...

#gaza #israel #palestine #terrorism

Why didn’t the man at the print shop mention that the cardstock was shiny? He glossed over it. #jokes

If lawmakers made a minute change to a small piece of the law restricting breaking and entering, it would be a walk in clausette. #jokes

How do dairy products get their test scores? From a cheese grader. #jokes

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

What do you call it when your grain grinder makes for the hills? Mill-walky. #jokes

What kind of grades do pirates get in school? High C’s. #jokes

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed some space. #jokes

Did you hear about the guy whose nine-headed pet was stolen? He was really dehydrated. #jokes

The Pillsbury Doughboy is a roll model. #jokes

Eat alphabet soup. Have a vowel movement. #jokes

Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo. #jokes

#startrek