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bey.foo
my psychiatrist decided this was the situation for me.
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If a wizard uses magic to hold up a camera and take a picture of himself, is that a spellfie? #jokes

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Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal. #jokes

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Why do defense lawyers go out for Mexican food when they’re feeling down? To get some case-ideas. #jokes

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How do trees feel in the spring? Releaved. #jokes

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What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener. #jokes

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Why did the can crusher quit her job? It was soda-pressing. #jokes

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I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was really just a play on words. #jokes

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All the toilets in the police station have been stolen. They have nothing to go on. #jokes

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Be kind to dentists. They have fillings too, you know. #jokes

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Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. #jokes

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I went to a zoo the other day, but there was only one dog there. It was a Shitzu. #jokes

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I dropped my toothpaste. I’m crestfallen. #jokes

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Why does Waldo always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted. #jokes

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I’m glad I know sign language. It’s pretty handy. #jokes

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Don’t ever believe an atom. They make up everything. #jokes

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool.

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The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Did you hear about the woman who loved making archery supplies? Every day she went to work, she quivered with joy.

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Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? He was a little horse.

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I recommend taking care of your teeth, folks. I currently have an infected tooth and it has caused half of my face to swell up to the point that I can't see out of my left eye.

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@therightpodcast.bsky.social I saw on your website that you are looking for Chomsky sources. I would recommend trying to find people that shared their experiences about one on one correspondence with him. He spent hours each day writing back to people, myself included, and continued correspondence.

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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines. #jokes

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I know it is blasphemy in the trans community, but I really don't like The Matrix.

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The New York Times is complicit in this and Pamela Paul is partly responsible for this.

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Hope y’all are hanging in ok this Sat. Sending love out there to those who aren’t. <3

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What do you call a snail that isn’t moving? An escar-stay.

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Cool article about the fundraiser just went up on @them.us magazine! You can read it here: www.them.us/story/magic-...

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Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane. #jokes

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I can’t stand Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves. #jokes

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Be my Valentine this year by supporting me in a variety of ways 🧵

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A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies, “No, I’m traveling light.” #jokes

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What do you say to a llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch.

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