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oh my god he's Krang

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

its not GREAT but it is very FUNNY that the richest man in the world is trying to big time federal employees. like, okay, get ready to receive 25,000 emails that say "I delivered the mail"

"Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess"

I don’t know if my thick thighs have saved any lives, but they have destroyed several pairs of jeans.

it's me im women online

I liked Bill Cosby. I liked Louis CK. I liked Warren Ellis. I liked Joss Whedon. I liked Tool. Hell, I was even amused by Harry Potter. The key is being willing to drop them and move on. If you never liked them from the start, then it wasn't particularly hard to disown them later, was it?

I love that for them. lol

Not unless we put on the best damn Christmas pageant the town’s ever seen!

Funniest possible moral panic brewing

even with the lego flowers the Must Chomp is strong with kitties (seasonal reminder: avoid poinsettia in cat & dog households, too easy to poison themselves by Forbidden Chomping)

We live in the dumbest timeline, truly.

I see a lot of speculation about how the Trump/Musk honeymoon is gonna end, but no one's mentioned how Donald Trump is a notorious teetotaler, won't touch anything harder than a cheeseburger, while Elon Musk is on a cocktail of ketamine, LSD & horse stimulants 24/7.

Today I learn that I am a barbarian irl.

I am tired today. It is going to be a struggle to make it until tonight when I can crawl into bed and forget for a few hours.

I'm here! Finally XD. I'll have to finish my profile after work tho.