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beyondthemachina.bsky.social
He/They, Bi. I make cool stuff I think is pretty rad. I do not and will not sell Proxies. Check out my links https://linktr.ee/beyond_the_machina Email: [email protected]
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If yall havnt listened to the Plok OST its about time you do. It’s a bop. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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I pulled an Amano art Dragon of Mount Gulg (Ancient Copper Dragon). Looking to sell for $85 USD (with included shipping to continental US) #mtg #MTGxFINALFANTASY #mtgFIN

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Hey guys when you say something is for the girls, the gays, and the eevees, can you include me in that as well? The girls, the gays, the eevees, and inteleon if that’s not to much trouble thanks guys

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I want to hear a folk punk cover of Gwen Stefani’s classic hit “bubble pop electric”

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Why do birds fly? Why do fish swim? Why do mice like cheese? Why do people sing & dance?! Why do we shoot for the stars!?!? “Why do you post” a silly question. It’s because I have to. A chance to be seen, to be heard, to try & make something of myself! A blessing & curse it may be…I still post.

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In the world of despicable me did the minions commit 9/11 or did they respond to 9/11?

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Hey y’all. Just got this email from inked. It seems fairly benign but what they arnt saying is they went bankrupt and havnt been paying their artist, and then tied up that and future money in legal gobbledygook

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

Photoshopping @lastweektonight.com’s John Oliver onto fossils until the Paleontological Research Institution secures their funding! Fossil is a trilobite, Bellacartwrightia jennyae (PRI 83730). Comedian is H. sapiens. Not to scale.

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Hey y’all. Just got this email from inked. It seems fairly benign but what they arnt saying is they went bankrupt and havnt been paying their artist, and then tied up that and future money in legal gobbledygook

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

These are even nicer in person, thanks @angryhissing.bsky.social for the trade! Some bright shiny pieces for my collection 😊

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I love going to the drive in. Great experience Now we wait 👁️👁️

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

In the world of despicable me did the minions commit 9/11 or did they respond to 9/11?

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Let's celebrate Legacy Spellgrounds being live on @magiconline.bsky.social with this months giveaway of play points! To enter: 1-subscribe to me on YT (youtube.com/@volrathxp) (post screenshot of sub) 2-Whats your favorite Legacy card right now? 5 winners! Announced later this week.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

I'd love to draw this one soon but only 3 entries? Get in here and do the thing and maybe win some mtgo play points!

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The only way this hand could have been better is if that Doublecast was also a Lightning Bolt. Even so, this was pure art

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mining time

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This is 10-12 tenure-track assistant professors’ salaries at many places. A whole academic program’s worth of money, pissed away, In Times of Austerity, on rent-a-cops going after students who dared speak. Nobody behind this should have a career.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

I trans'd my gender and I kept the glasses IT WAS ALWAYS A FASHION CHOICE

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

Hey folks, I am in some fucking dire straits and could really use a hand. Selling an original release Steam Deck, with case and dock, for $350 plus half of shipping.

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Anyways remember when we were all roasting each other on Twitter last year? That was fun @indominus-lux.bsky.social 😘

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Buffalo sauce buh-buh-buh-Buffalo sauce yea Buffalo sauce buh-buh-buh-Buffalo sauce yea Buffalo sauce buh-buh-buh-Buffalo sauce WOO! Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-Buffalo sauce *breaks it down goofy style* *falls over dead*

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What's one of your Magic goals? Shoot your shot today Mine is go for a run with @rhysticstudies.bsky.social

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Why do birds fly? Why do fish swim? Why do mice like cheese? Why do people sing & dance?! Why do we shoot for the stars!?!? “Why do you post” a silly question. It’s because I have to. A chance to be seen, to be heard, to try & make something of myself! A blessing & curse it may be…I still post.

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Takeaways: 1. Cops always lie. And when they lie they lie to protect themselves and other privileged groups. 2. Public pressure still works sometimes, especially at local levels. 3. ACAB

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Actually, factually Bolted a Bird during a game of Timeless over lunch, and doing so genuinely won me the game. The ancient maxim holds true to this day

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lucia wiener

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In this article, @thehermitdruid.bsky.social kinda goes off the deep end talking about Final Fantasy X and why Universes Beyond is cooler than a lot of people give it credit for being. Check it out! www.playedh.com/articles/fin...

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Happy final fantasy release day read the arrive so I keep getting paid 🫵🏻😡

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I, too, want Thwarp to reveal a giant card

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thwarp should get to reveal a giant. this is as obvious as the sun being able to rise

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« You ever think about how the Rockefellers were this super rich and powerful family, then one of them got cannibalized and now we don't talk about them? » « Explain that in Sports terms » « Arch Manning gets drafted by the Jets and they cancel the Manningcast » « Holy shit, that's crazy »

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me:

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Someone remind me tonight or tomorrow to show off my pacifisms ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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This is my DRS collection (so far). I’m still missing the SL one! Bottom row are the ones that have been kindly donated for the cube. As you can see there are still a few to complete it, so you can still donate one and be part of the cube! 🙃 What’s the card you own more copies of?

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Hey Magic players! Excited for Final Fantasy prerelease? Well then can I interest you in a long, curated Spotify playlist stuffed with great music from throughout the series? It's packed with great tunes and I'm continuing to add to it as well! #MTGxFINALFANTASY open.spotify.com/playlist/655...

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Buffalo sauce buh-buh-buh-Buffalo sauce yea Buffalo sauce buh-buh-buh-Buffalo sauce yea Buffalo sauce buh-buh-buh-Buffalo sauce WOO! Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-Buffalo sauce *breaks it down goofy style* *falls over dead*

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