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Trying to cut through the noise of politics, IT leadership, parenting or anything else I feel like. Common sense died.
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Good. It's just sad that we said this was going to happen and they said "nah bro, they only gonna ship the criminals." We told you.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I woke up and looked at the clock and the time wouldn’t display. It was if it couldn’t find it. Found out later it was 4:04.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Judge, jury, executioner. Yep. Police state is here.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Let us not forget in all this noise that Fucktard here basically just said we helped Israel in this attack. Sounds like numbnuts committed an act of war in a time of peace. There's a term for people that do what they want without the checks and balances of our government...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck MAGA. Two people are dead just because they opposed them and worked on the other side of the aisle. They are poison and shouldn’t be allowed a voice in our country.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

[walking into an Okily Dokily concert] I see Ned people.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

We have GOT to stop saying what it isn’t and start saying what it is. Instead of “undemocratic” it’s fascism. Instead of an “untruth” it’s a lie. Instead of “unconstitutional” it’s illegal.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

So instead of talking about the particles involved when we release methane gas, can we just call the “farticles?”

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

None of this would have happened if the Mayans had been right. (“Predicted” end of the world in 2012)

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Oh. The scientists in his ear are telling him he's about to be broke and he's smart enough to know he's too dumb to build it back from scratch. Sure, let's group hug and forget the racism, the homophobia, and general hatred.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

So here’s the thing. They made crazy claims of the number of people they would deport. Can’t hit it. So they are nabbing people doing it the right way to inflate numbers. Which is only going to cause people to hide MORE. And cause MORE issues. Idiots. So short sighted.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

“Traditional marriage” is a kind way of saying “homophobic interpretation of the Bible not rooted in fact at all”

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Girlfriend walks up: WTH? Owner of house comes outside: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard Girlfriend: *stares menacingly* Owner: Damn right - it's better than yours.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

If your butt wrote a book, what would it be called? A Tail With Two Shitties

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Next on the agenda: was Abraham Lincoln woke? Let’s investigate!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Homeless man: police jailed me and beat me because I’m homeless DOJ: cool - hey you look a little Mexican or something nonwhite, soooo ICE: heyyyyyyyy

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

This explains the 50% tariff threat

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Brain drains make us more MAGA

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Why do we call them attention whores? They don't get paid for it. They're attention sluts.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Look at your own skin, you oversized oompah loompah.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

I hate Trump even more now because he’s making me agree with this fucknut.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Take out “with all due respect” and replace with “hey assholes”

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s the thing for the MAGAts: No one thinks George Floyd was a saint - and maybe not even innocent. They just don’t think one man gets to play cop, judge, jury, and executioner without a trial. Replace with Michael Brown, etc. It’s not hard.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments