Profile avatar
bfaho.me
in a time before time
844 posts 31 followers 28 following
Prolific Poster
Active Commenter

nathan fielder needs to escalate the bit, he needs to actually crash a plane but have tricked enough people into signing airtight NDAs that nobody finds out about it until the episode airs.

Do i play half life 2 again (yes)

Gotta scroll down the story to get to it but they blew up this family's front door in a raid because one of them had accidentally rear-ended a cbp vehicle.

guy in final destination hell: yeah i got this rare untreatable form of cancer that killed me in the end guy next to him who bled out after having his dick and balls ripped off by a malfunctioning zamboni: (gritting teeth) that sounds terrible

it's a testament to how good andor is that it made its own glup shittos. when we get to the control room in s2e9 i was like omg felzonis! he got a promotion good for him!

bobblehead dedra gets me every time i google her

the "electability" and "experience" angle exists to overshadow the fact that the biggest draw to a candidate is that they be just a normal-ass person. you can hype up your long tenure in government or high-powered law firms or whatever but you're going to fold against some dude who simply cares.

Zohmentum

Democrats are mad that they didn't have enough advance warning to draft and workshop their face-saving non-condemnations.

i miss over watch

the only thing that even remotely makes me want a car is the idea of replacing the console with lots of toggle switches and buttons.

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

Wish i had learned that this was the good stuff way sooner.

Cornering a very niche market with my new "god is my copilot, but he doesn't talk to me" bumper stickers

i went to the no war protest after work today and brought my original ca. 2020 "no war" sign from when trump was gearing up to attack iran the first time. i made a little "chuck schumer retire bitch" sign but didn't really get a chance to use it because the main sign was too big to one-hand hold

(getting a barrage of out-of-office replies) ah the newsletter must have just gone out,

my coworker has started watching season 2 of andor and mentioned that he saw an article about how there was going to be another miniseries explaining how "he got the thing", and i could not tell what he meant, and he didn't really know either because he lacked the necessary context.

Not knowing if i have to go to work tomorrow actually sucks more than knowing i have to go to work tomorrow

staying home today because i woke up very tired and couldn't get going fast enough to be ready for going out. will reserve the "chuck schumer retire bitch" sign idea for next time (unless…? 🤞)

Wild that so many daft punk music videos are like "im a robot! :) i play guitar!! :)" and then prime time of your life is about a teenage girl killing herself because tabloids made her feel ashamed of her body.

Saw someone driving a waymo around boston this morning. We are being invaded.

There is a literal bug inside my monitor.

Pizza with basil that was harvested 20 minutes ago.

all my bluetooth headphones are breaking and i don't want to have to buy new ones.

You ok windows?

Anyone who's seen the documentary series Andor (2022-2025) knows that all of this was inevitable within the fascist coalition.

Uh yeah i love (cant remember title of sackboy game) biggie smalls

magnum opus www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQNZ...