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I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

submitted 13 days ago • 563 comments

White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.

submitted 23 days ago • 197 comments

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

submitted 28 days ago • 875 comments

God: fuck that tree in particular

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Well, I’m now pro-Giant Meteor so I guess I can’t object

submitted 45 days ago • 49 comments

Hardly new info, but BSky should know: Warsaw's water quality is monitored by eight clams with magnets attached to their shells. If contamination in the water causes the clams to close, the magnets trigger an alarm and shut off the city's water supply. Thank you, little guardian molluscs. 🧪🌏🚰

submitted 69 days ago • 97 comments

The @nytimes.com has been my go-to news source for well over 30 years, but they really don't seem to be up to the job required for the current moment.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.

submitted 71 days ago • 54 comments