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“bik-pen-TAM-e-ter”
humanist, independent, tradesman, poet, artiste, feminist.
I’ve got blisters on my fingers.
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I heard they found a perfectly good 🍔cheeseburger in the folds of his backfat.
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Kinda surprised they didn’t release his data for Vertical Leap and Bench Press.
I know they have interesting numbers for his Clean and Jerk. 🏋️
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Where is the percentage number for those who DID legally vote but whose vote was illegally thrown out or disqualified by a corrupt MAGA campaign push, or perhaps “lost in spacex”?
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Yes!!
(x 1,000,000,000,000)
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I can’t even believe my own eyes anymore. This is such baldfaced corruption and American people let it slide as if it somehow it helps them. It uses American leverage to make profits for Trump alone. Cholesterol, make it stop!
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When will police be charged with assault for this kind of thing?
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Imagine selling your soul for a 25k campaign contribution?
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Blame Mitch McConnell who led the vote to acquit Trump after his 1st & 2nd impeachments.
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They will instigate more guerrilla type push back than they know. The problem is, they leave the real criminals alone and go after peaceful, hardworking people because it’s all for show.
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They are psychopaths with badges.
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Florida will be under water soon so none of this shit matters. It won’t even be a “gulf” anymore, maybe an archipelago.
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I have ZERO faith in Pete Hegseth.
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And yet so many Latinos still support him. Make it make sense.
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Scumbags attract one another.
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When the Scotus is in your pocket, you get the green light for outrageous and illegal acts. Character and ethics must be restored to that branch of US gov’t. Otherwise, it’s a useless charade.
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When are his supporters going to wake up to the fact that he sold the US out to Putin?
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“Xi loves me not.”
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Straight up sexism.
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‼️
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Winning, my ass. This country is fucking doomed with him or any of his fucking hapless gang near the helm.
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Trump is reminiscing about “groceries” while we’re over here reminiscing about humanity.
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#Liberationdaymyass
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Baton
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I think messing with Japan may prove to be a very costly mistake. The country that had to endure our decision to drop atomic bombs on them became ironically one of our best trading partners post ww2. They are a richly cultured and magnificent people who cannot tolerate Trump-like arrogance.
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I feel like Parker Posey could pull off a pretty accurate Bondi.
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Hillbilly effigy
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Democrats must pack the Scotus at the next opportunity and move with decisively, swift ruthlessness to prosecute every illegal action taken by this admin. The Fox and Newsmax media machines must be then vanquished and banned from poisoning hateful propaganda that seeks to dissolve the US.
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All those men behind dumpypants are actors. Guarantee they don’t work in the mines.
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his next campaign is “Heroin: could it help you get to the next level?”
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I remember getting a weird, random text about this on Signal.
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He will try to start war before the end of his term just to suspend elections and hold on to power. Someone has to take out his fat ass before then.
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*guy with blowtorch points at inferno and warns of fire danger.
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If they boot him out they could make it their motto. “We Booted Musk”.
Their brand and sales figures would dramatically improve.
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☝️This
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isolationist positions are a stupid government form of senseless self-exile.
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I referred to it/that as “turnp” , which is fun to say out loud, but then felt that that undermines the beneficial qualities of turnips.
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These folks are guanoloco.
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when oligarchs rob you, they say, “oh no I don’t want to kill you, I just want you to hand over everything including your self respect. It may hurt you in the beginning but I’ll soon forget about your pain.”
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figuratively.
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That’s when we eat them!
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soon available by the trough.
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The Krispy Kreme Kourt keeps winning their “lib judges vs. right judges” hoop matches because the 6-3 mismatch guarantees shady shenanigans. Nothing Supreme about it except its shame.