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The works that come out of the new NEH cycle: • A Glorious March to Freedom: How Great Men Built America Without Any Complications • Manifest Greatness: The Inspiring Story of America's Perfect Journey Forward • Founding Fathers and Other Flawless Figures: America’s Unblemished Path to Glory

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There have never been kings in America. The monarchy doesn't start now.

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He nails it.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1164 comments

Self care day be like: Little gym. Little soup. Little lying on a bed of nails listening to monastic chant while meditating on the cross. Little reading a kind of shitty fantasy novel under a heated blanket. Little dinner and games night at a friend's house later. Perfect.

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Dan Caine is a maga who was begging to do war crimes in Syria. #republicansarefascist #itsacoup

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Gen-X knows 🤣

submitted 18 hours ago • 1371 comments

This is how it’s done.

submitted 23 hours ago • 2766 comments

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT 💅👏👏👏👏 I stand with Governor Mills.

submitted 1 day ago • 106 comments

Thinking about doing Horizon: Zero Dawn, but idk if anyone wants to see that bc it's kinda old

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i love that they put a bullet proof vest on mangione as if a) he's under any danger at all and b) it wouldn't make him look like 300% hotter

submitted 1 day ago • 176 comments

Here is a nice mushroom

submitted 1 day ago • 266 comments

Thinking of starting a yt channel for gaming, what games would y'all wanna see?

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I don’t think I’ll see this view for 4 more years. With the severe shortage of air traffic controllers across the US, the risks of flying have become too high. I just don’t feel safe anymore. We will be planning trips around planes less and maybe even opting for more trains. Fliers beware! ✈️ 🛩 🛬 😱

submitted 17 hours ago • 11 comments

FAFO has galloped across America and the world. #RESIST

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

My friend once bumped into someone and *I* apologized😭😭😭

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

says a lot about the state of the country when your most hopeful thought about it is that it'll break so hard and so fast that it triggers some kind of positive swing back toward health

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Turtles are facing an unprecedented series of factors and pressures that threaten to wipe them out entirely. With things like pollution dwindling their numbers and their young. Only humans can solve the issue we made. Please, if you can donate to the turtle foundation. www.turtle-foundation.org/en/

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Get Ready For Delayed Tax Refunds, Long Hold Times After Mass IRS Firings But wealthy tax evaders will enjoy “a feast” as the strained federal agency lacks the resources to hold them accountable, said one tax policy expert.

submitted 1 day ago • 898 comments

Sharknado ass world damn

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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

submitted 85 days ago • 54 comments

Cat snoot in vicinity, must boop. #catsofbluesky

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

As a Mainer, I'll say Gov Mills gets a lot wrong but she did good here.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

If Disney taught me anything, it’s that the phrase “Long Live the King” is associated with really, really not good characters

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Civility doesn’t seem to be working either.

submitted 1 day ago • 63 comments

if you want to understand the values that can save this country, look up your local addiction recovery meeting and go listen to people

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

🤣🤣🤣

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

The Magas are disproportionately poorer than the rest of America because they're stupid.

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Just six million seconds* till the swifts get back. *give or take

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I'm a writer and an artist. I turn profanity into masterpieces.

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Ruhle: The left-leaning podcast MeidasTouch has just done the unthinkable—dethroned Joe Rogan to become the country’s most popular podcast…

submitted 2 days ago • 1036 comments

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE THE MILLIONTH ASSHOLE I'M GONNA FUCKIN' GORE!

submitted 2 days ago • 35 comments

Thank you to @maddow.msnbc.com for promoting @bsky.app on air and complimenting it. Her on air support is truly important

submitted 2 days ago • 1168 comments

Straight from the gilded stables where compassion and the right to exist is just for the rich. 🐴👅

submitted 2 days ago • 38 comments

Want to post more selfies of me out to normalize mask wearing. I suggest more do the same.

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KM3NeT xkcd.com/3053

submitted 3 days ago • 226 comments

Her name was Jocelyn Rojo Carranza. She was 11 years old. She played the French horn, made TikTok videos, swam, did cartwheels, & watched Friday night movies with her family. I'm so sorry, baby girl. This is what happens when you normalize bullying and hatred. people.com/mom-says-dau...

submitted 2 days ago • 36 comments

Friend just confirmed via text she's putting her cat down and Apple Intelligence just suggested I respond "haha I feel you."

submitted 3 days ago • 306 comments

Egyptian cats

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Hi, immunologist here: surviving measles has zero health benefits.

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I'm in the Netherlands this week to foster business ties with companies looking to expand in Minnesota. I've made similar trips as Governor, representing Minnesota around the world, but this time is different.

submitted 3 days ago • 789 comments

Mugger (pointing gun at my friend): Give me your wallet Me (helpfully): Calm down he's just trolling

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Are we great yet? No, But we're heading towards a depression greater than the Great Depression of 1929, which we'll call the Trump Depression.

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

Angel and Demon. 🪽

submitted 3 days ago • 57 comments