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I am built to yearn and pine, but these fuckers on dating apps can't even bother asking me a single thing about myself. Get your free validation else where and stop wasting my time.

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would love to give elon musk a potion that turns him into a harmless little flea, and put that flea in a box then put that box inside another box and mail that box to myself, and when it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer

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go to college. stan bureaucrats. read papers. look at the moon. find the source of a river. drink tea while looking out the window. stretch. doodle. go for a walk. believe in yourself. take your life reasonably seriously.

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Marvel Rivals comp, teammate asked if I was "bee keeping age." Chat, was that flirting?

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I get that it's a long standing norm for government officials to resign in protest of administrations, but for the love of God, can we not do that now?! Like, you're making it easier for them, they'll replace you with a crony that won't have a conscience! Resist, damn it! Dig in your heels!

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With Valentine's Day upon us yet again, I'm reminded of something Griffin said in an early MBMBAM episode, "I need the whiskey to wash the taste of gun metal out of my mouth,"

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Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

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The world really sucks right now, make sure you're taking care of yourself, but furthermore we need to be taking care of each other. When hate is this mainstream, kindness is punk.

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if Elon deletes the bureau of labor statistics I am going to start my own and grow it until it becomes a new entire federal government that's stronger than the old one

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Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling

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I'm too single for this shit

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I swar to jon, Trump could be calling an airstrike on our allies and Dems in Congress would be “expressing concern” that he didn’t file the proper paperwork beforehand

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@tolariancommunitycollege.com is this the place to kindly request @sullivanmonster.bsky.social as a guest on Shuffle Up & Play? Because I think that'd a fun time.

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RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

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An opinion I hold now that me 10 years ago would have hated: Saxophone is good in metal-core.

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The struggle continues. Tonight's final push shout-out goes to Eidola

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Late night goblin posting: my new year's resolution was to stop trying so desperately to make people like me. We'll see how that plays out, but new year's resolution part b.) become so weird that I loop back around to hot. Much more easily actionable. Just gotta find a semilocal tattoo artist I like

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Further proof of life and attempted self improvement

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I feel like my creativity works on a locust cycle or some shit, because I'll go unproductive for years at a time. Maybe I should work on that

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For years upon years, Gaiman was my favorite author, but this article has me feeling sick.

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Well, with TikTok going, who's up to learn Mandarin with me?

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Progress photos moving here from alt Twitter. After taking December off, I'm what you might call back on my bullshit

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Ever since I've given up Destiny 2, I need a new hyper fixation. Like, thousands of hours over 8 years, but I'm done now. There's a void and I don't have anything to fill it yet. I don't know what to do with myself.

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I really empathize with Raichu always having to live in the shadow of its younger self. Me too, bud.

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I've busted open my bourbon barrel coffee for the year, belated merry Christmas to me.

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I need at least a week to myself after this week. I'm fucking tired.

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