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THE TOP 50 GUARDIAN HEADLINES 2024 - RANKED! part 1, 50-26 50. How I turned my gap year into an ethical-criminal "dementerprise" 49. Could Trump's war on NATO's "Axis of Woke" save the marmoset? 48. Microdosed and hairless in the bath, I sang old CND protest songs

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Regarded by historians of puerile smut as one of the finest Christmas specials ever made. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

submitted 68 days ago • 5 comments

A festive tune! youtu.be/8DLbft3Y_KU?...

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, The Thick of It's back on iPlayer - where it belongs, back home - and it's there for over a year. Very fucking gratifying, merry Christmas.

submitted 70 days ago • 25 comments

I have not stopped laughing at this thread.

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I have just returned from the theatre. I had a glass of red wine in the interval. A glass. It was TWENTY TWO POUNDS.

submitted 72 days ago • 11 comments

The 1978 Look-In Annual really nails the sci-fi craze.

submitted 78 days ago • 13 comments

Really spoiling the family this year.

submitted 79 days ago • 3 comments

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submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey."

submitted 82 days ago • 52 comments

Assad at Putin's gaff

submitted 82 days ago • 20 comments

I have 4 tickets to see Paul Heaton at Hammersmith Apollo on Tuesday 10th. Sadly I can’t go. Any Housemartins / Beautiful South / Heaton fans want to go? They were £35 each - but I’d take a gesture of good will… I just don’t want to see them go to waste.

submitted 82 days ago • 6 comments

One day I will sit by a roaring fire with an adorable grandchild on my knee, her little eyes shining in wonder as I say ‘If your cursor movement went all weird, you had to take the mouse ball out and blow the fluff off it.’

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

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During Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day the police could force their way into your home and make them return to their own homes. Does anybody know if this service is still available and, if so, do you have to book it?

submitted 84 days ago • 221 comments

Cut the tail off a rattlesnake and you'll never hear the end of it.

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Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, I'm begging of you, get your f***ing ears tested

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone know an anagram of “differing anoraks”? Asking for a friend.

submitted 84 days ago • 10 comments

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submitted 84 days ago • 3 comments

My children haven’t seen Saturday Night Fever yet, I’m convincing them this is the real thing. (From @pandamoanimum.bsky.social youtu.be/OIvuEOiD3YM?...

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

This is the best thing so far on Bluesky. Maybe ever.

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

I can't work out if this card is for a good occasion or a very, very bad situation.

submitted 84 days ago • 15 comments

The inventor of the anagram has died. May he erect a penis.

submitted 85 days ago • 8 comments

in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the

submitted 96 days ago • 23 comments

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submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

Gutted to discover my tattoo actually says 'Horse Piss' in Chinese.

submitted 86 days ago • 34 comments

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If anyone is looking for a Christmas present for their nana, Iceland are selling huge sewing kits for a fiver.

submitted 88 days ago • 9 comments

Seems a good time to bring this old chestnut out: 1972, the year IBA ordered ITV to scrap its entire Christmas schedule as the programmes were "too entertaining".

submitted 87 days ago • 16 comments

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Merry advent! Day one of my calendar. You think you’re having a pudding and then you get a headache.

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

Obi-Wan (dignified): A lightsaber. The weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster… an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Luke: Great. And what are you gonna use it for? Obi-Wan: Slicing some bloke’s arm off in a pub fight

submitted 89 days ago • 17 comments

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submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

Playing a Borrower is one of the hardest thing an actor can do. You have to give them massive props

submitted 490 days ago • 11 comments

This Gilbert & George is even better once you spot Martin Clunes.

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

I’m assuming he’s not got much work on.

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment