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crotch rocket/subaru pile up is an amazing thought that i wish would become real

Nik Nocturnal is a fucking clown for releasing a song with Phil Labonte featured on it fucking loser behavior fuck off into your hiatus you idiot lol

going to the vfw to play 'cats in the cradle' on touchtunes followed by some terry jacks

thinkin about how you can't circumcise Piccolo

goon baby goon

sometimes ya gotta tower the twins before the twin towers just the way that cookie crumbles

bob and brad prostate massager when @bobandbrad.bsky.social

lots of noah kahan bumper stickers on the trucks at the local adult world

pooping & using the bidet at the same time

back in my days manifestos were written by the hand that pulled the trigger, not by the machine that provoked the hand

i like going to physical therapy because i'm usually the youngest one there & all the other patients tell me how nice i am & give me werthers and doublemint gum but little do they know that i would smile from ear to ear as i run past them during the end of days

i wish i could have been the one to kill john wayne

yes joe im still in line please stop texting

listening to five finger death punch should entitle you to a purple heart

I am incredibly disappointed in myself I forgot to wish everyone a happy Jon Arbuckle drinking dog cum day. Please accept my apologies and a belated happy Jon Arbuckle drinking dog cum day to all who celebrate

emp'ing the neighborhood because there is a grammatical error in the name of my wifi & i forgot the password to login to the router to change it

messaging coworkers on teams asking them for assistance in the most complex of ways & deleting it all before pressing enter & asking myself "why am i like this"

tickling michio kaku until he tells me how black holes work

i can't shipost on my own (i can't shipost on my own) skibidi rizz gyatt ohioooooooooo

pointing at the map,t alking to mu kids this place has the juice

this fridge has the juice

If the killers had miggs as a front man: I'm cumming out of my cage In the movie silence of tHE LAMBS gotta gotta throw some goo At Jodie Foster's face

jared leto and maynard james keenan are the same person and its time we stop pretending they arent

got caught pissin with my pants down again

buyin some fake snakes to scare the cats

spouse: i am having contractions me: no you're not i'm

i could beat up stephen pearcy easily

deftones are just thursday stuck in hot topic