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bighairyjack.bsky.social
Seal victim. (The mammal, not the singer)
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If you know someone who left a device on the Javelin High Speed train from St Pancras, when they got off at Canterbury West (at 15.45), please let them know that it was handed in to the ticket office at Canterbury West Station. Please share.

Very clever!

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚 Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

Just found @jackmonroe.bsky.social on here and it's made up for all the abuse I've received from American fuckwads over on twitter today. Lovely person, great chef, give her a follow!

@paulcarmichaeluk.bsky.social So very sad to learn of Tony's passing. Please pass on my deepest sympathies to Paul.

Should Poland arrest Netanyahu? Yes - Like Hell yes - RP

Incase none of you have listened to this podcast, do! I find it makes me both smugly intellectual and painfully ignorant at the same time. And you're most welcome.

Hand screen printed onto the finest maple ply money can buy. These are only £45 posted now which is an absolute steal.

Watched The Substance last night. Still processing.

Having my pupils dilated for eye screening. So obviously all the clouds have now buggered off to ensure the journey home is bright and painful.

"What's occuring?" didn't deserve an audible laugh in 2007. It really doesn't deserve one now. It's comedy for people who enjoy knock knock jokes.

Find someone who looks at you, like my dog looks at someone serving up trifle.

Hard to pick a favourite part from last night, but being smashed in the back of the legs with a chair by an old man who felt I was encroaching on his space, or, seeing a woman repeatedly throw her phone on the pavement, before conplaining to her husband that it was now broken, are up there!

CGI monkey to play Robbie Williams in new film as no real monkey could be found willing to degrade itself.

This sums it up, yes.

This place is fast becoming worse that twitter. Every day I get followed by some piece of shit who's followed 100,000 accounts, posted nothing and begging for money.

It's amazing how whenever you challenge teenagers about their behaviour, some cunt pipes up and tells you to leave them alone because they're young.

I finally got round to watching all 6 epidodes of Ludvig last night. If you haven't already had a look, it's on the BBC iPlayer and well worth it.

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