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Father. Discontent Creator. Recovering Comedy Writer. First Man to Summit Everest in a Bathysphere. Autistic, but not in the "profitable in Vegas" way. I am the Brute Squad.
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I, for one, don't welcome our new Dunning-Kruger overlords.

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Reality is brutally broken when Mr. Moore has to spend his time posting the gloomy truth about an organized plan of eugenics by our own government. Really wish we could etch-a-sketch the world so he would be able to freely go back to primarily being one of the funniest humans on the planet.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk looks and acts like the James Bond villain in a movie where Bond is played by Frankie Muniz.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

We should treat billionaires like the old school kill screens on arcade games. You get to a billion? You win capitalism. But you have to quit now. Goodbye

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Holy fuck. Our Lady Peace just played "Whatever" live for the first time in 22 years. Understandable why they'd pulled it. Video floating around X. I'd upload it, but Bluesky has a 30 sec cap on videos. Also, CB can fucking rot. To quote Paul Heyman, "Only one person in the house had a choice".

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I signed up for a Nextdoor account when we were looking for a lost pet. Thought I had deactivated months ago. Apparently not. Unsure how they'll implement my suggestions for improving the app.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

If he can declare himself a King, we can declare ourselves a Committee of Public Safety. Right?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Less than 3 minutes for the new boys to connect.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

RFK, Jr... Because America really needed its own Trofim Lysenko.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Not sure if CTE is supposed to make you praise hitler, but I suppose it could...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I worry about a generation that has grown up on terrible military propaganda in media. And, if they join, who's gonna tell them? "The military is NOTHING like you see in movies and video games. It is infinitely stupider, in every conceivable way."

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Ray Charles could've seen this coming. And he's dead.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like Rain Man did a poor job showing autistism realistically. I've never managed to count cards effectively, had a younger brother, and I haven't been inside a K-Mart in over 15 years. I mean, I'm definitely not wearing my underwear, but I'm pretty sure that has nothing to do with autism.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I'll take "Unfortunate Coincidences" for 500, Alex.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

抵制南非强盗资本家

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

This dude is what it'd look like if Mayonnaise got a Zach Braff haircut. No surprise he thinks there wasn't any political material in Kendrick's performance.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Halftime takeaway.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

C'mon, Kendrick. Imma need you to step it up, otherwise I'm not gonna get my annual Super Bowl Monday white people meltdown about demonic globalism Illuminati communist 9/11 conspiracy mashup.

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I loved every second of this, except the quick clip of Thorns players celebrating. Ah, good old honest Sportshate™. I've missed you.

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Since he loves authoritarian strongmen, here's a picture of him looking utterly Ceaușescu-esque.

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Am I the only one that remembers that the last time that President trump was connected with football, he bankrupted the league?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment