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Father. Discontent Creator. Recovering Comedy Writer. First Man to Summit Everest in a Bathysphere. Autistic, but not in the "profitable in Vegas" way. I am the Brute Squad.
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That is a pretty compelling point.

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Between the Right-wing capitol storming eedjits, and the left-wing denouncing Kings' Day, the 6th of January must be wondering exactly whom it pissed off when the calendars were made.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Dusty Rhodes was right. Hard Times. I know we've leaned on our friends way too much lately, but I'm out of ideas. gofund.me/9b7a3f49

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Internet braintrust, answer a question for me. If you had to do a gofundme about two years ago when one of you had to be hospitalized, when is it no longer improper to do another one to handle another flare up that cut work hours to focus on care?

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I'm pretty sure that the quickest way to wind up on (yet another) government watchlist is to simply comment "Anwar Sadat" on social media over the next few days.

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Going to pick up a whole bunch of new vehicles out of Detroit to deliver to dealerships. Shuttle van radio plays "Baby, You can Drive My Car". I'm the only one giggling. Sometimes it's rough being unappreciated in my own time.

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We seriously did not appreciate what we had with Crossgen back in the day. If they'd come around maybe five or six years later, they'd still be a force in the comics industry.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

To the dude wearing the Hamilton Tigercats jersey at the Detroit Tigers game, proper absurdity. My Mariners jersey and I salute you.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I recall a phrase I heard once about what happens when good men do nothing.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Today is a definite candidate for most badass birthdays. Both Andre Rousimoff and Malcolm X.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Lansing just builds them different.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Two days ago, my state got pummeled by tornadoes (including one that swept within a few miles of my house). Today, the NWS Station responsible for the Upper Peninsula weather alert reporting is being closed. Dogecuts have a body count tally. Don't let them forget it.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

How do you write an article with a picture of literal ELMO, and that's not the most Muppet-est thing about what happened?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Today's super-duper-serious outrage is that the regime thinks "86ing" is Antifa code for killing someone. As a bouncer, I have two major problems with this: 1) That's not what it means at all. There's literally a Green Day song about this. 2) There is ZERO chance that Hegseth has never been 86ed.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

The population of illinois is roughly 13 million. The Illinois Powerball odds of the grand prize are roughly 292 million to one. Therefore, if you live in Illinois, you have over 2000% better odds of being named Pope than winning the Powerball.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

If you think I'm gonna start apologizing for amusing myself, you must be new here.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

The BBC corrected it to Leo, but for a few moments I was terrified that my daughter's Cat, Leon Trotskitty, had been named pontiff.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

For those of us waiting to hear about that job opportunity, the area code for caller ID from the Vatican is 39-608-XXXX.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

"Hello? Reality Customer Service? Yeah, I'm calling to see if it would be possible to exchange this broken timeline you sold me in for one that is at least slightly less stupid."

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I would go with Arkell v. Pressdram, but this works

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