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bigoblin.needs.dog
Another neurotic, neurodivergent millennial Quaker socialist who dabbles in buddhism + witchcraft Parent of 1 sassy toddler https://depop.com/threadyornot
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I just can’t believe we have to figure out what to eat for dinner EVERY night forEVER

This dress has me dreaming of spring picnics. 😭🧺☀️🥪 Multicolor plaid, elastic at bust and waist, ties at shoulders. Size XS. depop.com/threadyornot

Anyone: “How are you?” All of us: “Miserable darling as usual, perfectly wretched”

Wtf

True Life: My Dad Saw my TikTok and Outed Me to my Family

True Life: I Bought the Cute Acne Stickers instead of the Effective Ones and Have Had a Star on my Chin for Five Days

Oh noooo my newest hyper fixation is starting to not be fun anymore as reality is starting to sink in ahhhhhhh

Having a lot of cries this week. I started doing a little curtsy afterwards to physically move my body to like switch my train of thought. It kinda helps. In case you need a switch flipped too.

PoshMark just feels like an MLM I’m sorry but it does

If anyone was wondering, I thought BiGoblin was a therapist, why does she own an online thrift store now You’re gonna have to keep wondering bc I don’t have any explanation

Wanna make a car salesman uncomfortable? Just say, "Tell me if you can hear this." Then get in the trunk and start screaming.

they put in the newspaper that he got bitches

i bet we’d all benefit from taking a second to relax; i’m not going to try it, but it’s something i’ve noticed

bitches really hate showers until they're all soft and clean (im bitches)

Me: took off work today because I’m sick Also me: hyper focused on work from 9:30 - 12 pm Damnit

I start my day with a cup of coffee and at least 4 abortions

[nelly voice] AYYY must be the ̶m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ kohl’s cash!

If you're in need of a real reason to maintain hope remember that billionaire-backed propaganda campaigns and mass censorship across state and federal governments has only made the country even more queer

As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

Renaming my to-do list to “To-Duh” because everything is stupid and I resent all of it.

“mummy, now that i am a lad of 13, may i wear long pants like papa?”

late new year’s resolution be more like this nun

When I get worried about how bad things are, I just remember that my grandpa who grew up on a farm in Indiana had to shit in an outhouse in the winter and wipe his ass with corn cobs