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I just think X’rhun and Zero have cool hats ✨ #FFXIV

I'm so obsessed with this goddamn cookie

Random restaurant bot is the perfect follow because sure you get to see food and people from far away but you also get to discover Smiley Hangouts, which has this picture uploaded to google maps and nothing else. It has 1 star and 1 written review that says “Food has no taste, deadman food”

#ff14 #ryne #gaia 衣服颜色互换一下(其实是想看琳宝穿黑色

I hope you see a bird today.

so true

my cat keeps trying to climb on me he doesnt know his 12 pound mass will make my ribcage cave in like a rotten log

My favorite aspect of the game is at the start of the game you can meet a kid and be given the choice of either giving him food or leaving him be, if you choose the former the kid helps you later. But if you choose not to help him, you get gaming's greatest quote:

they should invent an OTC painkiller that works

Oh not again... the Japanese says go to the Bozjan Southern Front while the English says Zadnor. TRANSLATION TEAM? You okay there? For the record, you have to complete a CE in Bozja, not Zadnor.

Them #ffxiv

its so blindingly sunny and im so incredibly sick it feels like im about to get raptured

At the Game Developers Conference 2012, Super Mario 3D Land director Koichi Hayashida revealed a concept for "Long Mario" that he found "scary" and suggested that it should be used in a Luigi's Mansion game instead.

the hell you mean fire weather watch

勇敢的赤魔法师

"the server is currently congested" yeah me too

this is how it must look like every time wol wants to have a chat with the guys (gender neutral) inside their head in front of other people

gnome child

The Odd Fellows

lol. lmao

i get why they gotta make the wol dumb & oblivious as hell sometimes for story reasons but man. this one got me yelling at the screen. this one is just. come on man.

oh fuck off

alisae: well there doesnt seem to be anything suspicious yet. beni:

🌹 #ffxiv #hegemone #pandaemonium

used game stores be like Madden 2001 $10 Madden 2002 $10 Madden 2003 $10 Madden 2004 $10 Pokemon Emerald $500 Madden 2005 $10 Madden 2006 $10

have you guys met my beautiful wife vick’s vaporub

inventory: potion, foods, some bait, some dyes. jar of moss collectable that ive grown attached to saddlebag: more baits, cordials, mountain dew

flash drives are so big for so cheap nowadays that it actually fucks me up. i don't want to put a single text file on a 128gb stick. it's too big. the file is going to get all rattled around and dinged up if i leave it in there by itself

the laughing midlander meme was the first i ever saw of ffxiv and was pretty much all i knew of it for a good few years probably

A little known fact, but Hydaelyn used to be a self-help columnist. After all, if you've got questions- -she's got Answers!

this shit look like the soul cairn

crazy dungeon to do with a fever

bro who put him on cannon duty... hes scaring me

R.E.P.O. is the first online game that's just a fucking cartoon

in slightly-early honour of St Patricks Day, I will once again remind the world of the time Amazon united Ireland (and apologized for the Troubles), still one of my favourite moments on twitter

Almost the one year anniversary of This Awful video i made

My Boss the Demiurge 3 #oc

im sick and it hurts me to laugh which sucks big time because i love to laugh more than anything