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i love molly so much but wow is my experience with her bad habits and behavioral issues just highlighting the reasons why i was trying for so many years to get a specific breed of puppy from a reputable breeder so that i could train a new dog out of these problems before they even start forming

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ik that i forgot my book on the back desk at work but that doesn’t mean it should be disrespected by having the front cover bent back and creased 🙃🙃

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she the “problem” (not actual problem) with OGoA highlighting a different horror podcast with a full-length episode as a preview, is that now i want to go listen to that one (Malevolent) but I’m in the middle of s3 of OGoA and i can’t diverge now or i’ll struggle to get back to it later 😭

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sorry but Brain Stew will always and forever in my heart be The Godzilla Song even if there’s no roaring in it

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crazy that mental illness can’t be cured, only sort-of managed and better-navigated

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I’ve been listening to fall out boy’s folie a deux album all the way thru for the first time recently and this is my official song tier list organized by “enjoyment level” rather than in order from fave to least-fave bc tbh i love the entire album, i just enjoy the back half a bit more

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it’s been two years and i think I’m finally actually ready and wanting to fall in love again

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i have kind of a mini-crush on one of our regulars that i’ve known as a regular for about five years now and he always comes in to get a mocha and read a book for at least an hour and we chat often but the thing is that he reads as straight and I’m Queer As In Any Relationship I’s In Is Gay

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I’m so fuckin horny and there’s nothing i can do about it rn 🥴🥴

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“we all gotta start somewhere” i repeat to myself. “we all gotta start somewhere”

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dogs are lunatics bc they will do something naughty that they know they aren’t supposed to do and then when you scold them for it they’re like “why are you so upset with me ☹️”

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do i watch movie or play game

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had a nightmare of literally my worst fear and have been awake since 2:30am bc i was afraid if i fell back asleep too soon that i would fall back into the same dream 🥴

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not molly growling at me bc I’m not petting her

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after reading and getting caught up w the online translation of the manhua, i can confirm that the equivalent of book 1 of Little Mushroom is covered in chapters 1-45 and i highly recommend it for anyone who wasn’t able to get the novel before it went out of print (and to anyone who enjoys manhua)

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spending my time after work binging the entirety of what’s been published online so far of the little mushroom manhua

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cannot stress enough how much i do not want to go back to work tomorrow

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fuck ny winter weather, what an awful welcome home 😭😭

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going from outer DC area where it’s been around 40F for most of the weekend to back home where it’s going to be about 15F with a -8F windchill is so ass

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on our way home from katsucon to face The Horrors

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lurches violently up in bed upon seeing the ao3 email notif of parasitic parasocial being updated

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i can’t even scroll fb bc literally everyone on my friends list is sharing this story and i can’t bear seeing and reading about it esp since larger publications have been writing about it too

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all of us bursting out into shouting bang the doldrums in the room last night just bc someone mentioned best friends and ex friends

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uppies

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they sellin kinks here

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drubk

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i moss my belly poercing so much

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glaceon for katsu day 2 ❄️

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tw mention of anti-trans violence // idk how widespread the case has been known but there was a missing trans man in the next county over from where i live but he was found today and suspects were arrested but the details are fucking horrific and I’m trying not to cry in public rn

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outfit photos for katsu day 1 💖

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a photo from molly’s boarding place 🥹😭🩷

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finally got nandos 🤤🤤

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there are a lot of bad things but it’s pretty cool having friends in yr phone

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blows a kiss to northern appalachia as we drive thru the mountains of pennsylvania on the way to katsucon

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