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Investigative reporter. Washington, DC. "Trynna get good..." Signal: billcaphill.101 Email: [email protected]
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If I respond "Oh. I understand." I absolutely do not understand but am done talking

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June 19, 2025

submitted 9 hours ago • 38 comments

the weather is getting warm and, as a loud voice in the anti-shorts activist space, we figured it's a good time to make a list of approved shorts-wearing events and activities: thank you

submitted 9 hours ago • 7 comments

These people’s determination not to lose face really speaks to the effectiveness of ensuring they do whenever possible

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

This "ICE is gonna try to kidnap the wrong people sometime and they'll get shot" is some Try That In A Small Town shit for liberals No. You're wishcasting. They're kidnapping gardeners and fruit vendors and unhoused people

submitted 11 hours ago • 62 comments

psychiatrist: money can’t buy happiness me: they buy the antidepressants you prescribe me so that’s not really true

submitted 13 hours ago • 6 comments

When it's your partner's friends' party and you can't leave yet

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

I just have to say, as a historian of the Reconstruction-era Klan, that masked paramilitaries are very bad and masked vigilantes are even worse and there are causal links between the two and none of this is good for democracy.

submitted 15 hours ago • 100 comments

"Two weeks" was also my uncle's answer to the question: "What's the difference between a good and a bad haircut?"

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

"Anger is tracked via Fitbit. Tear gas exposure now counts toward your Apple Health goals."

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

The Pope almost certainly has an opinion about Drake LaRoche.

submitted 12 hours ago • 14 comments

Public Enemy is STILL Fighting the Power. Surprise drop MARCH MADNESS in honor of Juneteenth and to fight crooked politicians and gun violence. Stream Now: music.apple.com/us/album/mar... open.spotify.com/album/1ROYQK... music.amazon.com/albums/B0FDK... soundcloud.com/public-enemy...

submitted 1 day ago • 62 comments

Back on the White House menu

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

Here is three straight minutes of Donald Trump saying things will be happening “in two weeks” (spoiler alert: none of them ever happened)

submitted 16 hours ago • 71 comments

He put himself on the First Lady wall lol

submitted 21 hours ago • 191 comments

I’m finally catching up on the latest season of Righteous Gemstones. My sister was an ager/dyer for the Civil War sequences. So proud of her grimy artistry. ❤️

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

A woman will tell you she appreciates the little things in life, but will then act all disappointed when she sees you naked for the first time.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Clean sheets clean house clean body thunderstorms candle lit thriving

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

Honey! Brat summer is back on!

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Brad Lander on why he ranked Zohran Mamdani second: “We do not agree on everything about Israel and Palestine, but I do believe that he will protect Jewish New Yorkers and our rights.”

submitted 17 hours ago • 9 comments

okay, if rank-choice means you can let principled people make common cause against bullshit, let's do it everywhere

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

okay but the reasons dems struggle with message is they have no principles, why wait for that to get fixed—the fight's beyond the party now

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Dems are spending $20M to find the Joe Rogan of the Left But when the top star of one of cable’s top-rated shows gives a pro-immigrant speech & another wears an Abolish ICE shirt, Dems are dead silent Imagine how many times Fox would’ve replayed a wrestler wearing a Let’s Go Brandon shirt

submitted 19 hours ago • 92 comments

This is also why 9 April, the date of Lee's surrender at Appomattox, needs to be a federal holiday.

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

check out the airport fit on my husband, or as i like to call him, ‘the sommelier of margaritaville’

submitted 18 hours ago • 16 comments

y'know it's kind of a tell that they think celebrating the end of slavery is DEI

submitted 21 hours ago • 102 comments

me: you have to wear sunscreen 6: what if the other kids notice i am wearing it? me: all kids should be wearing sunscreen if they're outside *6 goes outside to kids* 6: your moms should be putting sunscreen on you!!!! 🤦‍♀️

submitted 22 hours ago • 24 comments

Zen and the Art of Fucking Shit Up

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

You know how crazy it is to be like "I hate Black people so much that I am going to work a double shift"

submitted 20 hours ago • 32 comments

OMFG, the HPV vaccine 😩 Having the nation's public health now led by the world's most dangerous, most extreme, & most notorious anti-vaxxer, one who has made a fortune peddling disgusting anti-vaccine lies, is going to get many people killed www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...

submitted 20 hours ago • 61 comments

[high school graduation] SON: why are you crying? ME: *thinking about how proud I am and how much I'm going to miss him and how life goes too fast* because your mom made me wear dress shoes

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"I have only a short time to live, only one death to die, and I will die fighting for this cause..."

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Virtue signalling when your virtue is racism

submitted 19 hours ago • 6 comments