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Need a new slur for this guy, channelling my ancestors

ah,

We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

I love that the court had to enter an order striking the dragon watermarks and ordering the lawyer to never do that again

Some Silicon Valley shithead bought my local Fighter’s Guild into a coworking space

Deck Chair Shuffling is good honest work

hey houthis, wanna find out why we don't have health care? [F-18 slides off into the ocean]

in New Hampshire, JB Pritzker hits the "simpering timidity" of many Dems: “Fellow Democrats, for far too long we’ve been guilty of listening to a bunch of do-nothing political types who would tell us that America’s house is not on fire,even as the flames are licking their faces"

Going to the closed street in Lincoln Square to hoop roll and play stickball

Newgrounds

the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser

There’s a universe B out there where everyone calls them “Zunecasts”

That’s a new one

Weeds making that Nirnroot sound right now

guys please i'm busy

When the multiview has four commercials at the same time

Go Cubs Go

Elon Musk doing the Jeffrey Epstein Bastard Compound is not prioritizing the value of nuclear families

Someone should get the Wrigley Tarp account to move over here

Should study the time period when all the doughboy faced republicans decided to grow shitty beards

Got a phishing text message from a +63 number that they're doing to "suspend my vehicle registration" over $2.17 in unpaid tolls, brother I could kill someone with my vehicle and they wouldn't do that

friendly reminder from your family first christian streamer

If you think the Cubs are annoying, now imagine if the /Mets/ had PCA. You’re welcome!

I think insulting is what he was going for dumbass

It's Spring. The Goldfinches have their summer color on. Ready for its close-up. #bird #goldfinch #backyard #chicago

Arty with the OT GWG!!

i've caught some sort of crud

I love platooning multiple guys that suck at third base

Passed by a house with a Vatican City flag at half mast on the way home lol

James Carville?

You don't want this lawsuit. I'm well connected in Chicago. Rahm Emmanuel showed up once at my little league baseball parade

Sure would like some of that playoff hockey in Chicago again someday

The city would make a killing if it installed those microphones that ticket loud cars yet doesn’t

The cubs just love losing going into off days

Let's see what this would look like with both...

the only accounts i see with checkmarks are news orgs, what a novel concept

Tonight's feature is brought to you by Bird Nerd Photogs, videographer Jason Vicks. Starring Imani ⭐️ It has everything! A bathing beauty. Fast and furious (feet). A little poop. All the charm in the world.

The Pope has passed away following the Vegas Golden Knights taking a 1-0 series lead in round 1 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs