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🇨🇦🇺🇸 living in the 🇺🇸. Dog mom. My ‘clever' posts are so painfully average, they make beige look exciting. I spent a lot of time coming up with this bio. Please no DMs unless I know you. ❤️
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My reply email to Elon. I will be following up with my 5 bullet weekly report within 48 hours per his request.

A letter to Elon and his muskrats.

Canada to USA: You can’t take our country, and you can’t take our hockey games. 🇨🇦🏒🙌🏼

Elon Musk at CPAC: Because nothing says ‘cutting-edge technology’ like waving around a chainsaw on stage.

Pilot: “We’ve reached our cruising altitude of 35,000 feet, which means you now have about an hour before the budget cuts kick in”.

If only the FAA budget cuts resulted in getting rid of the right wing.

“I wear this crown of shit Upon my liar's chair” - NIN #MAGAvelian #TheBurgerKing

If Trump is king, are Eric and Don Jr. the court jesters?

Rough work day today. #NationalDrinkWineDay

We should call today “Precedent Day” because no other president has ever been impeached twice, indicted four times, and convicted on 34 felony counts.

His password was probably just “X”. www.unilad.com/celebrity/ne...

FIGURE 1: Price difference between a regular carton of eggs and a Fabergé egg since Trump took office.

5 years ago today. Baby Derp🥰

The Canadian flag has been flying strong since 1965. Today marks 60 years. We will NEVER swap it for stars and stripes. (Pic from my cottage in Ontario) #NationalFlagOfCanadaDay

LMFAO

April 2023, Musk, as CEO of Twitter, reduced the company’s paid parental leave policy from 20 weeks to just two weeks.

First snowfall of the year. My furry valentine ❤️

My Cupid gets me.

Love is sometimes intoxicating, but a 20-pack of beer is a sure thing. #ValentinesDay