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Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing

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This is high art

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I want to be Camera Obscura. And a little Belle and Sebastian.

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Did some squats today, so I guess I’ll never walk again.

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It’s clear that the leadership of the Democratic Party is absolutely fucking worthless and has no grasp of the moment they are in.

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A friend once said that Baker Street had the best sax. Clearly they never heard Jr Walker. m.youtube.com/watch?v=OKob...

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missingwindows.com#!enviragalle...

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Forty years ago today, Tears For Fears released Songs From The Big Chair.

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Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns. 100% of his salary is paid by WA state. Elon fired him. Share his story.

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Trump Unable To Focus In Meeting As Pressure Of Booking Kennedy Center Summer Jazz Series Looms theonion.com/trump-u...

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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

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Love Mike missingwindows.com#!enviragalle...

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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

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How has this game not started yet?

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I think I might try to write a joke this year.

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Ohhh no. I think I want to start collecting transformers.

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I think I hate these people.

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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

submitted 124 days ago • 207 comments

you know this is me every damn new year

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2025. Here we go again.

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The Godfather Part II is a New Year’s Eve movie

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Sometimes I wonder if I’ll ever name a cat.

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I’ve never been completely comfortable with the “e” in pizzeria.

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4 pounds of turkey per person is the standard, right?

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If television has taught me anything, it’s that women always know how to help a dude tie a tie.

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I lost my wedding ring. So now I’m down a horcrux.

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Wanna know if she’s the one? Ask her about her family’s favorite fishmonger.

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HBO Announces Season Two of "The Last of Us" Will Replace Joel with Mike

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Not only is this hospital selling sushi, they’re advertising it. AND it’s in the deli. Clearly a trap, but why do I so badly want to spring it?

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Well, just saw a Christmas commercial. Started late this year.

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Today’s inspirational message:

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Gwen Stefani got a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. I don’t know.

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I remember going to sleep at my parent’s house with a window open. It was quiet, but in the distance I could hear the occasional vehicle on a less-than-busy highway. I loved that noise. And the occasional cool breeze. When it was hot I ran a box fan. Miss that, too.

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Apple TV dumped Jon Stewart. Topical comedy talk shows are no longer relevant. I know that lots of talented people work on these shows, but truly edgy stuff cannot happen in a corporate setting. For years it's mostly been, "Trump, the orange cheeto, he's vulgar, he sucks, ha ha, SATIRE!"

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NaNoWriMo is just days away. Last year I found inspiration in and won because of the Garry Shandling documentary. I feel less inspired this year. Thought about watching it again, but that letter to his brother hits so hard. “Did we ever talk about it?” Man.

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I have watched at least 9 FULL innings of Phillies baseball this year. AMA about why I think they’re winning it all this year.

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