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A Series Of Unlikely Explanations
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No leather elbow pads?? Shame!
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They got the cope pope on the ropes!!
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you just gotta learn how to unhinge your jaw enjoyably
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These babies can shred pounds of 7-Eleven hotdogs without breaking a sweat
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"again" would imply the queens ever stopped
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Been there, but realized that any game where you can lose with the first move is BULLSHIT
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The only immigrant stealing jobs is from South Africa and he only paid a tiny fraction of his wealth to do it.
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One taste and you'll understand why the CEO will murder for them
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"President Musk: Any comment on your penis being fucked up and weird looking??"
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people read the manual???
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The Washington Generals have the Harlem Globetrotters right where they want them.
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What!? I already converted all my money into Soupbucks!! ðŸ˜
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honestly with so many mental health issues that stem from poor financial situations, maybe just an accountant can handle the whole thing
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Will Fredo be able to get out of THIS sticky situation?? Check it out next week on Fredo's Adventures!!! Brought to you by Fredo's Soup Brand Soup LLC
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where do butts land on the political spectrum?
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TJs always provide the hits 😤
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Video games companies doing this isn't new, plenty of them have been treating their workers like this, firing them after a game releases good or bad, for decades,
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That's the beauty of it. Most of the hard work of getting the foundation laid is all done, now they can bring in a smaller team of junior devs and artists or outsource to do the work of maintaining and adding new content for a fraction of the cost hiring experienced game devs.
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Tbf, the website getting filled with Hitlers was on purpose unlike the other stuff
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You forgot Trump just dying from old age and the resulting power vacuum destroying the GOP party
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Do you type with the barrel or the butt?
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Someone needs to knock them down a peg
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It should also be mentioned that the engagement artists DO get is largely fake.
Besides all the obvious bots, there is 0 way viral posts actually have 50k+ likes , removing public likes makes it easy to just lie about these numbers for the illusion of a large user base
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Yeah rich people definitely don't want more money!! !
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why would the worlds richest man be scamming me out of money? What does he have to gain?? He has so much money already!!
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Its a very important step to lower load and costs on the system. Plus, driving away any one who would call out the scam you're running from the site helps significantly
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Trump is a symptom, not an anomaly, he is a product of how the oligarchs around the world shaped things into their favor.
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99% sure Grimes no longer has access to her account, hasn't touched it in months, and he's just posting for her
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It always was here
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Gonna see Valentine's day cards with "You have the butt of a passoid" on them this year
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Its will never not be hilarious to me that a cerebral sci-fi horror/thriller story is followed up by an story about a guy who smells so bad its a natural disaster.
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I hang out with plenty of people, and the only people I've ever seen say shit like KungFlu are the kind of people who think Joe Rogan is smart
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They're both not true obviously, one requires an even more insane conspiratorial mindset though
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Buddy, you're the one saying incel level shit like KungFlu here lmao
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"THE DEAL IS OFF! Hah, just kidding~ :3"
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Oh my bad, you just sound exactly like every other dumb conservative spouting bullshit, especially with that Kungflu comment, so you understand my confusion
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Media who lie out their ass includes conservative media who are now more mainstream than the media you hate, and they agree with you word for word
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See what I mean? Oceans of bullshit
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Tbf, who are Gen Z supposed to trust anymore? Everyone is wading in oceans of bullshit online nowadays
Like that COVID part, that explanation sounds more true than the obvious bullshit that it was a Chinese bioweapon that keeps getting traction in the US, and that helps hook them in
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If I remember it correctly, it was a Deus Vult tattoo, which is technically a Christian tattoo, but also over used by far-right groups and white supremacists in modern times
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If he could find a way to drag an aircraft carrier through the streets of DC, he would do it.
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I haven't played MtG in awhile but seems good, if expensive 🤷
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And I'm gonna shuck it 😤
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This but the speeding car is a builder game I already bounced off of and I've convinced myself "it will be different this time"
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I don't think Vegeta would care what gender you are as long as you can fight and/or serve the Saiyan empire
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Barkeep, one soup please, piping cold!
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I thought cenobiting was putting nails in your head just to feel something
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"I can't afford to buy eggs anymore!"
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"How much would buying Greenland cost anyway, 4 eggs?"
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Also to distract from the fact that the 'fixing the economy' thing he campaigned on isn't going to happen